Gnomiferous "Iffy" P. Quackenbush, Gnome Divine Sorcerer
"Size, ferocity, teeth, and claws. Those are four very good reasons to leave this thing alone if any of you happen to be at all interested in my opinion. Oh, stop this talk of dragons and monsters, and let's all play a game!" And, with that, Iffy dangles upside-down in the ship's rigging and makes silly faces at anyone who looks at him. (Especially Vernon!)