renau1g's Fort Belurian Adventure [Pathfinder]

Gnomiferous "Iffy" P. Quackenbush, Gnome Celestial Sorcerer8

"Ummm, all the way, I'd say," observes the ever-helpful Iffy.
 

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"perhaps we can bury it near the village of centaurs where the won of the lady centaur has been residing?"
 

"HAR! HAR!" laughs the dwarf at Vernon's words, in his laugh that sounds more like stones grinding against each other than it does the sound of mirth. "That would teach 'em right, I'd say!"
 

Gnomiferous "Iffy" P. Quackenbush, Gnome Celestial Sorcerer8

"I'd say you chaps are getting a bit ahead of ourselves -- we have to find the thing and kill it before hiding its body will be a problem."
 




"Yes, I make it a point to avoid fighting creatures that single handedly besiege castles whenever possible. I should think we need only take the body out of sight of the fort. Of course that's out of sight for a 20' tall thunderlizard, so it could be a goodly stroll."
 


Gnomiferous "Iffy" P. Quackenbush, Gnome Celestial Sorcerer8

After about half an hour of trudging along like this, Iffy begins to whine, "Are we there yet? I'm ti-i-i-ired. And bor-r-r-ed. And hun-n-n-ngry."
 

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