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Kirenalo’ Juhalsonarost was free again. The call for blood screamed through her veins and demanded attention. Her six arms reached around and behind her to her sheathes, and she drew forth 5 blades: a great sword, a rapier, a scimitar, a long sword, and a short sword. It was this last one which thrilled her the most, and terrified those around her. The Tanar’ri Death Blade had been gifted to her by Orcus himself in part for appreciation of her service. Of course, she did not think that it was also because he wanted a weapon capable of utterly destroying her to always be within reach if she were to turn upon him.

The Tanar’ri death blades had been forged millennia ago as ultimate weapons in the Blood Wars. They were nearly sentient swords, each with a thirst for life and souls that even outstripped that of their creators. The means of their creation has been lost or hidden by all except a few demonic lords, of which Orcus was the most powerful.

As the blade was removed from its sheathe, all those around her could feel its scream in their minds. A lucky few of the humanoids freed around Kir fled instinctually when their minds registered the presence of two of the multi-verse’s ultimate predators (both blade and mistress). A less lucky group of those who fled managed to flee directly into the gargantuan legs of Drach, the Goristro, where they were smashed almost unthinkingly. The least lucky of the humanoids freed around her were those whose minds could not bear the presence at all and shut down. These terrified people soon had their souls drank by the blade, and their blood by the Marilith.

“Guide us home mistress.”

Kir felt the voice in her mind and immediately recognized Carnolathingaraniteioqwafiti, Orcus Cerebelith “diplomat”. Of course, his diplomatic skills were limited to forcing others to his will with his powerful mind, but even with those “limitations” he was still found to be useful. Calling Carn and Drach to herself, the group began to move outward, searching for someone or something they could force to return them to the Abyss, where she could begin the enjoyable process of hunting Conrad Adar.

The three had not gone far when the dispersing throng of humanity parted to reveal several celestials. Striker’s team has been freed as well. He immediately orders his Hound Archons in to delay the fiends, knowing that reinforcements will arrive shortly.

They charge forward and surround Carn, but cannot hurt him, even in the form of legendary wolves. Their teeth bounce off his rocky hide. Mar-ket, Striker’s Astral Deva lieutenant erects a blade barrier between Kir and the celestials, hoping Striker will be able to anchor her in place. As a bonus to his tactic, he also manages to catch Drach within the swirling blades, and the massive bull-demon cries out in pain.

Striker calls upon Pelor’s blinding light, and a green ray coalesces in his hands. He point to the Marilith and the ray shoots forth, splashing and washing over her, encasing the Tanar’ri in a dimly glowing emerald field, and preventing her from leaving this plane. Seeing that stratagem 114 from the Lower Planar Field Manual has managed to work, Mar-Ket and Striker fly upwards out of reach of Kir’s return assault.

Kir slithers her way forward and intensifies her unholy aura, but the Leonal’s wall of force rebuffs her. Carn reaches out with his mind to ensnare the hearts of the hound archons around him, and although the dogs are too weak to resist his call, the inner strength of Pelor holds him back for now. Drach charges forward out of the spinning blades and jumps high into the air. As he lands, the ground beneath them ripples and shakes. The Leonal and two hound archons fall to the ground.

“Excuse me missus. That sure does look like hard work. You could probably use a drink.” A diminutive figure, apparently without fear, calls up to the towering Marilith. Looking down she sees three gnomes. One of them holds a massive keg (larger than himself) on his back, while a second fills a mug from a spigot on the keg’s side. The third takes the mug from him and holds it out to Kir. “First one is free!” he says cheerfully.

Kir recognizes the brewer gnomes and grabs the mug. Tossing it back she begins to feel a pleasant tingling sensation in her nether regions as the Passion berry tonic takes hold. She promises herself that she will find these gnomes again once the hated celestials have been destroyed.

As the ground shakes, the hounds and the Leonal are left to bounce up and down on the ground like jumping beans. The flying Deva and Marilith are not as helpless. Mar-Ket slams the Cerebelith with a holy smite, but it washes off of the beast’s scales. Striker flies over the group and calls again upon Pelor’s might. Carn feels himself being pulled inward, but his powerful mind reaches out and snaps the magical connection before he implodes. He responds with a mental barrage that sends the Planetar reeling, but does not bypass Striker’s formidable mental barriers.

Kir maneuvers her way around the spinning disk of blades, and as the last of the shakes from Drach’s jump die out, he lashes outwards. One of the hound archons is crushed to a pulp beneath his massive arm, while another is sent running.

The hound archons, knowing that with time their shape changing abilities can fully heal them, turn to flee. Mar-Ket unleashes another smite, and this time it works. Drach’s eyes are blinded by the might of Pelor. Striker turns his attention to the Goristro as well, trying to implode him, but again he fails. Carn’s mental assaults keep up, but both the Planetar and the Deva are too strong willed. Drach fumbles his way around the wall of force, heading towards where he last heard the Leonal.

Lorelei and Meourgetok’s battle has moved across the plain, and they come within sight of this battle. The celestials’ joy at seeing such a powerful force for good on the field is replaced with terror moments later when they see what she is fighting. The very essence of the mummified god seems to reach out and grip the hearts of demon and celestial alike, and all who see him are paralyzed with fear. Striker and Mar-Ket fall from the sky, unable to even maintain the flapping of their wings.

Unable to see what is happening past the whirling blade barrier, Kir projects her image into the midst of the demons and celestials. Moments later when her consciousness shifts, her eyes follow those of the petrified Cerebelith, and she too falls to the ground in terror.

The brave Leonal is the first to regain his senses. He rapidly moves forward and prepares to deliver a killing blow to the Cerebelith.

As he does so, the sky cracks open. A huge gate appears in the air above the battlefield, and on the far side can be seen the towering Spires of Krichton, city of splendors on the shores of Mount Celestia. Flying through the gate come the celestial reinforcements.

Five squads of five lantern archons each lead the way, followed by two Ghaele celestials, their massive swords gleaming in the sun. Behind them comes Soren Kerguard, Solar in charge of Krichton’s security. Having been told of the need for reinforcements by a Trumpet Archon who fled the battle, he looks around the battlefield. Quickly assessing the situation, he dispatches 15 lantern archons to the far side of the field, with a Ghaele to lead them. He himself, along with ten archons and another Ghaele drop low over the battle, and target Kir.

Unable to teleport away due to the dimensional anchor, Kir at first decides to fight back. She tries to keep her distance, and both her and Soren exchange shots. Soren fires his mighty bow, and several times manages to pierce the demon’s skin with his arrows. She returns fire via telekinesis, hurling her blades at him. Although a strike from the Death Blade hits, Soren does not fall, he is too strong for the weapon to affect.

Severely outnumbered, Kir changes form to that of a massive dragon and tries to fly away. The Ghaele, Planetar, and Solar give chase, but cannot keep up with her, and she disappears over the horizon.

Carn and Drach do not fare as well. They are utterly annihilated by the celestial forces.
 

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It was 1487 according to the human calendar, and Gregory Seraph moved through the streets of Greyhawk city. Two weeks ago a mysterious note had appeared outside the door to his home in Dianartia, deep in the heart of Bytopia. “Come to Greyhawk City on Oerth for the answers that you seek.” Having searched for years to learn the true identity of his father, Gregory wondered if this was perhaps a clue.

He spent the next two weeks in his arcane library and labs, learning everything he could about Oerth in general and Greyhawk specifically. The next week he spent in divinations. When his magic told him to beware a trap, he almost changed his mind completely and elected to forego the trip. But the next divination told him that if he went he would finally learn his father’s name, and maybe even get to meet him. The next day he began to pack.

His wings folded under a cloak and hidden within a hollow backpack, he strode through the streets of the garment district. His magics had told him to “seek where the sewn and shorn are sold.”

“I am here.” Gregory looked around for the source of the voice, which somehow carried itself over the noise of the throngs of people. “Up above.” Looking up, Gregory saw a robed man standing in a balcony two stories up. The man spoke again, and his voice carried through the crowds, “Come up and learn your father’s name.”

Instantly alert to any sings of a trap, Gregory scanned the crowds. Everything seemed normal and he cautiously worked his way towards the building, which seemed to be a manufacturer. As he entered the first floor, he was greeted with the sight of almost 40 children and young adults, all working to sew clothing. Past the rows of stitching were two more rows of at least 20 more children. These last were dipping finished clothes into large vats of dye, their arms stained rainbow colors by the oils.

Gregory moved cautiously deeper into the room, to the stairs on the far side. A few of the children looked up and smiled to him, but most of them worked without noticing.

Up the stairs Gregory came to a hallway. Only one of the five doorways was open, and when he moved into the room he saw the speaker sitting behind a large mahogany desk. “Welcome Mr. Seraph. It has come to my attention that I may be aware of a name you have searched for.”

The words made Gregory’s heart skip. Finally he would learn his father’s name. But the divinations also gave warning. “Bearers of truth are not all good.” The warning echoed in his head and he reached out with his celestial heritage. His eyes shifted from blue to gold, and the aura he saw about the man was most assuredly too evil to be human.

Conrad spoke again. “I can see by your expression that your eyes have given you a glimpse into my soul. Yes, I am indeed a devil. It is my heritage which you see.

“I too never met my father.” Conrad stood slowly and without menace. As he did so, he shrugged his shoulders and his robe fell back to reveal a large pair of bat-like wings. “You and I are alike in so many ways. And yet so different.

“You see, all across the cosmos there are fathers abandoning their children. To most, those. . . ‘men’ . . . are but hollow voids in the hearts of their children.” The anger in his voice flared at the word men, but he calmed again momentarily. “In your case, the father is much more than a void.”

Conrad raised his hand and made an unclasping motion. Gregory’s backpack fell away, and his cloak moved aside. The golden feathered eagle’s wings which have for years been the only tie between the half-celestial and his father stretched and furled, instinctively loosening themselves after the captivity of the disguise.

“There is no reason for you to hide your gift. Although the man who gave those to you has been lost to you, it is a proud legacy you come from.” Conrad’s own bat wings flex and curl. “You are the luckiest of the orphans. Some of us forsaken children have only the curse of their paternity to drag them down.”

Gregory interrupted Conrad, “Very pretty speech, but my divinations have warned me against you. What kind of a creature would run a business like this and then expect me to deal with them?”

“No good sir. You are mistaken,” Conrad continued. “I just recently ‘acquired’ this establishment. I can assure you that the man who once ran the place is receiving his just rewards. These children will be given a new home as soon as our business is concluded.”

“Business?” Gregory replied.

“Yes. You see. I have long since given up hope of being able to turn my back on my heritage. Every good act I have attempted has been misconstrued. Every grace extended has been thought a lie because of these damnable wings and the devil who gave them to me. But now, with you, I have a chance to redeem myself.

“If I were to convince you of my goodness, you could take me with you back to Bytopia. Perhaps with time I could convince people that the sins of the father do not always repeat themselves in the child.” Conrad trailed off into thought. “You say your divinations warned you of me. Isn’t it possible that they were incorrect? As you know, the future is not a tale already told, it is a tapestry being constantly woven. Perhaps the blood in my veins misguided your magics.”

Gregory thought a moment. “That is possible, but I hope you won’t mind if I wait before passing judgment on that.”

Conrad laughed a bitter laugh. “Good sir, it is my fondest wish that people wait before passing judgment. But I digress.”

“I would like to take you to meet your father. When I found mine he was already dead, and there was no way for me to ask him why he had cursed me so. But perhaps I can make up for that by giving you the chance to ask your questions.”

“Forty years ago, just shortly after your birth, your father was defending a village I Celestia. As a result of that raid, he was captured. My heritage may generally be a curse, but it does let me go places and see things others would not be privy to. I know where your father is held, and can take you there.”

Gregory’s heart soared again, partially outstripping his caution. “Where is this place? Who has captured him?”

“It is not far, in this very city. The fiend that controls him is very powerful, and very intelligent, but the two of us would surely be a match for him. Together you and I could free Striker Michaelson from his prison.”

Gregory thought for a moment. “I will take you at your word for now. But be forewarned, I am not without resources of my own, and I will keep my eye on you. Take me there.”

“I have the location right here.” Conrad reached into his robes and pulled forth the Tome. Opening to a page as if thumbing for an address, he opened it to show Gregory. “Ah yes, here he is.” As the book turned towards the wizard, he saw figures writhing and moaning across its surface. One of them caught his eye. It was a tiny man, twisting and crying out in pain. The man’s wings were held down by the pages, which flowed like tar around him. “Your father awaits you.”

Much like his father before him, Gregory was drawn into the tome. Whistling a cheery tune, Conrad closed the book and patted it. “Like father like son I always say, isn’t that right dad?” Asmodeus, being several planes away, did not hear the statement, but would have laughed in appreciation if he had. “Just one more small bit of business to attend to.” Conrad strode downstairs, drawing his wings close and back under his robes.

“Kids?” He called out. The work around him stopped. “As I promised you, Mr. Kirkpatrick is no longer running this business. You may all come with me now, and see your new home. As promised, there will be no beatings, and you will be given all the food you need.” Conrad reopened the book, and the youths around him were drawn in one by one. All except for one child in the back.

“Well now little George, are you sure you won’t reconsider?”

The lanky little brown haired boy looked up at the fiend in horror. “N-n-no.”

“Good thinking, lad. You are much wiser than you look. In appreciation for you avoiding my snare today, I’ll tell you the first three rules of business. . .”

“Always do your dealings in writing, the terms are much clearer that way.”
 

Wow! Just finished reading everything up till now. I'm enjoying the story.

I do have a couple of questions thou...

Where are our heroes during this skirmish?

Do you have a list of what came out of the book? I've lost track. :(

GreyShadow
 

The heroes are busy with a fight of their own. A massive, stark white slaad came out of the book as well. It managed to head straight towards the party, summoning backup and craking people to death around it (Power Word Kill at will). When the party failed to keel over immediately at the sound of it, the three slaads decided it was time for a bit of fun.

We had to stop halfway through the battle, so that update will take a while (we finish it Sunday).
 

Several devils (2 Spinagons, 2 Hamatulas, a Narzugon and his steed, a Barbazu, and a Gelugon) spy Gregory from afar, while he is still disoriented by the thronging crowds and the new environement. Seeing his golden feathered wings, they head his way for a little fun. Their gleeful charge is brought short moments later though, as the book belches forth another captive. A massive eight-headed beast with silver scales, the hydra takes to the air on its wings of gossamer light. The devils rethink their assault, and decide to continue on, hoping the beast will not be hostile or will be easily dispatched.

The hydra also spies the devils coming towards him, and flies 20 feet up, angling towards them but mainly just trying to get off the ground in order to avoid crushing any more fleeing humans beneath his bulk. The Gelugon sees him and casts fly on himself, moving straight up to oversee the battle. The Barbazu teleports behind the wizard, who quickly steps back and hastes himself. A cold gray disintegration ray shoots forth from his hand, and turns a small portion of the devil’s stomach to dust, but the beast only screams and rages, angered and ready to destroy this insolent fool.

The Narzugon charges Gregory, and his Nightmare steed’s hooves lash out. Gregory dives aside, but only manages to impale himself upon the Narzugon’s lance. The two Spinagons, at the behest of their master, land and begin attempting to summon more of themselves. Their calls go unanswered though, as the Hamatulas move forward. The Hamatula’s calls are not completely unanswered though, and another one appears to fight alongside them.

The hydra, seeing another apparent half-celestial in danger turns around and charges. As he comes in, his heads unleash jets of frigid frost at the Narzugon and his steed. The devil’s mount turns to ice, cracks, and finally shatters, dropping its rider to the hard ground below, where he moves away and attempts to summon another steed. He fails though, and instead decides to forego protecting his battle companions in order to unleash his hellish gaze.

The Gelugon flies over and creates a 50’ x 50’ wall of ice between the hydra and the wizard, blocking the two off. Gregory manages to fall back though, and cures himself via his father’s blood gift. He then casts Dimension door, putting the wall between himself and the angered Barbazu. The raging barbarian devil runs around the wall and up to the wizard again, his glaive out and ready.

The Spinagons fly up and meet with the Gelugon, who gives them their new orders: a plan he hopes will take down the powerful hydra. The Hamatulas move outwards, spreading to try to flank the Hydra, who welcomes their approach with a screaming charge. His snapping jaws narrowly miss the first of the three devils.

The Gelugon flies over toward a Hamatula, and creates an unholy aura about himself the Hamatula, and the two Spinagons. Hellish green fire licks around them, ready to protect them and damage all who would try to harm them.

The Barbazu continues to harass the wizard, who flies upwards a few feet and hastes the hydra as well. He answers the Gelugon’s unholy aura with a golden lighted holy aura of his own. It shields the hydra and Gregory from the devils’ blows.

The Narzugon teleports back out of the hydra’s reach and lifts his mask. As their gazes meet his, everyone in the area sees their worst fears reflected in his eyes. Even the other devils are not immune, and one Hamatula's fear drops him to his knees.

One of the Spinagons, acting as ordered, flies towards the hydra. As the beast’s jaws snap out, the spiked devil is crushed, and the green flames lick out to try to sap the strength from the massive beast. His celestial ancestry proves too strong though, and the Gelugon adjusts his plan. He orders the other Spinagon to hold back, and it begins to fire at Gregory, hoping to bring him down. The remaining Hamatulas teleport to surround the wizard.

The hydra flies over and hovers above Gregory, snapping at a Hamatula. Three of the heads get hold and shake the devil like a terrier with a rat before dropping it to the ground, where it leaps to its feet. The Gelugon charges the hydra and strikes out with his 20’ long spear. The tip buries itself in the creature’s body, but as it comes back out,t he hole immediately closes. Apparently slashing off heads will be the only way to kill this beast.

The Barbazu lashes out with his glaive and misses Gregory, who flies over and calls again upon his mysterious father’s blood gift, smiting the devils with holy power. The Narzugon responds with an unholy blight of his own, while the Spinagon flies over and shoots.

All three of the Hamatulas unleash unholy blights, and although the hydra seems unharmed, Gregory succumbs to the blasts and fall to the ground beside one of the Hamatulas, who kicks dirt in his glazed over eyes to ensure he is dead.

Meanwhile, Lorelei the titan and Meourgetok’s battle has moved again. As they move into sight of the combatants, fear overwhelms them all except for the Gelugon, who rapidly moves up to strike a head from the hydra. The Spinagon meanwhile, is plummeting to his death from the skies above, unable to maintain his flight.

When the Gelugon sees the lost head regrown into two, he sounds a retreat a teleports to a far off mountain top. The remaining Hamatulas (one of which is crushed beneath the Hydra’s bulk) do not manage to escape however. High in the sky the gate to Celestia opens wide, and the 15 lantern archons dispatched by the Solar move to help the hydra finish off the last remaining devils.
 


I'm feelin' bad fer Gregory here. Poor sap finally finds his dad, gits outta the book, and WHAMMO!! Toasted. Sad sad day.

-Immort
 




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