Okay, the Extended Edition is a VAST improvement over the theatrical release. Many of the elements that really bugged me in the theatre (like Faramir's portrayal and the general frenetic pacing) are handled much better.
There's still a couple of things that I think are just plain failures, not even questions of style or taste. Just plain bad film-making.
1. The characters keep talking to themselves
There's any number of scenes where characters, standing around by themselves, start announcing things to nobody. It's especially bad in the early parts with the Three Hunters -- Legolas will run up to the camera, with Aragorn and Gimli each clearly a hundred yards away or more, and declaims on how long they've been running. That's just lame. In the book, they're talking to each other, but every time there's one of these moments in the film I'm tempted to yell, "Who are you talking to!?"
2. The sudden appearance of a hundred Ents
I can accept the "Pippin tricks Treebeard" idea -- I think a slow building of wrath among the Ents would have been BETTER, but with the new pacing I can handle Treebeard walking out into the clearcut and freaking out.
What is just too much to accept is the hundred Ents that suddenly pop out of the woodwork (so to speak). After all the swooping helicopter shots showing us how big and dense Fangorn is, after all this time spent with Treebeard walking alone and saying, "There's not so many of us anymore, and we move slowly, us Ents," where the heck do all these bozos come from?
It's just not believable, no matter what your take on the revised plotting is.
3. The water effects in Isengard.
Wow, what a disappointment. After all these wonderful shots (that sequence in FotR with the moth counts for me as one of the great moments in cinema history) swooping through the great halls and shafts of Isengard, we get this AWFUL miniature work -- it's CLEARLY a miniature with a couple of buckets of muddy water poured on it.
I know water's hard to do. I know. That doesn't make it look any more real. I just hope PJ winces every time he sees that, and wishes he'd kept the whole thing off-screen.
Other things that still bug me, but I consider questions of taste:
Gimli the comic relief. I don't mind the occasional goofy bit, but they've turned his entire character into the wacky sidekick. It's disappointing. His fight sequences seemed to have been elaborated on in the EE, it seemed. Which I approve of.
Not hard-core enough. Where does everybody go in Helm's Deep? When Theoden gives the order to fall back into the keep and surrender the gate, we cut to the inner hall and there's half-a-dozen guys holding the door while Aragorn and Theoden debate what to do.
Where'd everybody go?
I know, I know --
they're dead. But we don't see them anywhere -- there's a surprising lack of carnage in the shots of the orcs rampaging through the gatehouse. Very few bodies -- certainly not enough to account for all the men who were standing there just moments ago. We needed more dead bodies -- we needed to see more people (like the kids especially) dying and suffering. The battle's just not powerful enough for me -- it's not gripping the way the final fight in FotR was. And I think that's because we're not seeing enough people get kakked.
Call me bloodthirsty, but I want to see them PAYING THE PRICE. LotR is all about the price good men and women pay for doing the right thing. I will love these heroes more if they have to suffer more.
Sam's noble speech. Poor Sean Astin -- what a thankless bit of dialogue to have to get through, especially with his on-again, off-again accent. It was just poorly written and over-scored and he never really nailed it. That should have been three sentences long, something simple in that Gamgee fashion.
And shield-surfing's just lame. Puh-leeze.
On the other hand, there's lots to like. I'm a Faramir fan, now. I thought the added Osgiliath scene really helped all that -- plus it made Boromir's fall seem even more tragic -- you could see that he was a decent guy honestly trying to do the right thing.
Miranda Otto is absolutely radiant. She is the perfect Eowyn, and I get goosebumps when I think of her saying "Begone, foul dwimmerlaik!"
Liv Tyler.
Likewise Bernard Lee as Theoden. "Where is the horse and the rider?" Yikes.
Billy Boyd and Dominic Monahan and Elijah Wood and Sean Astin continue to absolutely embody their characters. Boyd's moment of realisation in Fangorn was heartbreaking, just as the added scene of flotsam and jetsam was heartwarming.
Liv Tyler.
Haldir's fall likewise was a great moment.
And that has to count as the greatest screen explosion of all time. Hoo boy.
Liv Tyler.
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Liv Tyler.
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Sorry, what?
