*Stands behind the pulpit*
I, as many of you, shall mourn this untimely passing as well. I wish I could have known Ol' Vetty better. As it was, I got it as an item for my Tiefling Warlock that I only played in a one-shot game. And sadly, I didn't even use my daily in the one combat encounter we had. Many of you knew him better than I, but we can all mourn together. For it was together that we enjoyed his life, and it is together, through us, that his memory shall live on.
*Turns to the casket*
Here's to you, Vetty. You will be missed, and you will be remembered.
*A single tear slips down his cheek as he returns to his pew*