Ranger REG said:
I think they should remake
Conan the Destroyer ... only this time, Robert Rodriguez should try to get Jessica Alba to show some boobage.
True enough, but she won't so as not to offend her father. That was in a recent interview and why no nudity in
Sin City for her.
I liked
Conan the Destroyer. If it had been named
The Dungeons and Dragon Movie it would have gotten less flack than it has and lots less than the D&D movie has.
It had an odd group, a barbarian, a fighter, a thief, an aristocrat, a wizard and another barbarian. the rogue was a total waste but it gave that guy a couple weeks work so, kept him off the streets.
That wizard's castle was superb, it was what I would have expected the Crystal Shard tower to look like. The exploring went quickly, they got in, kicked butt, and brought down the whole thing while they rescued the aristocrat.
It had an actual dungeon with a door that needed to be opened by brute strength and one that needed the wizard to open. There was a magic battle with the two wizards trying to keep that thing closed and the other trying to open it as the party escaped. That was cool.
The ending had an evil plot by the person that gave them the quest, betrayal by a party member and the twist at the end as the god was awakened without a proper sacrifice bieng done... That was excellent!
It could have been done better, but not by much. It was a good movie for fantasy fans.