RPG Evolution: Philmont Adventures - Day 3

This is a story of two different adventures: one a D&D-inspired narrative, the other a real life hike in Philmont Scout Ranch that I undertook from July 1 through July 7, 2025.
After a good night's sleep and breakfast at our starting camp, Day 3 was meant to be the second leg of our trek with our Ranger still guiding us. They were there to help us sharpen our camping skills, and the plan was for them to eventually leave us on our own, likely by early Day 4.

Our journey that day took us 4.5 miles from Ponderosa Park to Miners Park, involving a substantial +1,209 feet of elevation gain and -1,274 feet of loss. This promised a challenging traverse, another day with over a thousand feet of up and down. Miners Park was supposed to offer showers, which we'd hoped would be a huge morale booster, and it was also our crucial Food Pickup day. We were also scheduled for active programs: a Trail Building Project at North Fork Urraca (our conservation project) and Climbing & Rappelling, all adding to the physical exertion. The weather forecast was consistent with previous days: hot during the day with afternoon rain potential. But what was supposed to happen and what did happen diverged wildly.

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The morning dawned crisp and clear at Solvindparken, a deceptive calm after the previous day's relentless ascent. After a well-deserved night's rest in their tents – or as well-deserved as one could get at such altitude – and a quick, sustaining breakfast, the party broke camp with a newfound efficiency. Even Lamech, despite his vibrant Laneutian attire, found himself moving with a more practiced rhythm, the morning air filled with the scent of damp pine and cold ash. Today marked the second leg of their journey through the Kir Kurad Mountains, and Uilleam, their steadfast dwarven ranger, remained by their side, his keen eyes observing, occasionally offering a gruff, constructive pointer on their burgeoning camping skills.

The path from Solvindparken led towards Gruvarby. The itinerary promised a day of substantial gain and loss, a dizzying traverse of craggy peaks and deep valleys. The initial hours were deceptively mild, the sun warming their backs as they navigated the rugged terrain. As they marched, a new spirit took hold.

Bryon, the monk, suddenly boomed out a rhythmic chant, his voice carrying surprisingly well in the thin air. Others quickly picked up the beat, falling into syncopated steps.

"I just love my ranger Uill! An experienced dwarf with lots of skill!"

The other party members took up the chorus.

"My Uill (My Uill)! Your Uill (your Uill!), Our Uill (Our Uill!)"

The shared song knit them together, and their pace quickened, a testament to growing cohesion.

"What's that?" asked Sikstoffer, pointing at a large pile of scat.

"Just a cow pattie," said Aindreas.

Uilleam paused to inspect the buzzing flies. "No," he said. "Megabjorn."

"Megabjorn?" Lamech asked, his voice rising an octave. "Did I translate that right: megabear?"

"Ya did indeed, bard," said Uilleam with a smirk. "What do ye think we hang our bear bags every night?"

Keogh did some quick mental calculations. "We hang those bags fifteen feet high and eight feet away from the nearest tree." The elves eyes narrowed. "Are you saying..."

"Aye. The reach of a megabjorn is long. Pray ye never find out just how long."

They all shivered at the thought, hurrying their pace.

They climbed over a thousand feet, then descended nearly as much, the constant shift in elevation a taxing rhythm for their legs and lungs. The plan had been to reach Gruvarby, pick up new provisions, perhaps even enjoy the promised luxury of a hot wash. But the Kir Kurad had other plans.
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As we arrived at Miners Park, we were in the middle of attempting to set up camp—struggling with our rainfly and trying to get our bear bag hung—when a wicked hailstorm hit. It was sudden and relentless. We got utterly soaked to the bone, every single one of us, even those who had brought the proper raingear (which I, unfortunately, didn't have at that point).

The storm forced us to abandon our setup and retreat to the relative shelter of the main cabin porch to wait it out. It lasted for a good hour, drenching us thoroughly, and was immediately followed by whipping winds that cut right through our wet clothes. Our conservation project, a 45-minute journey out to North Fork Urraca, was immediately canceled, and we also missed lunch. There would be no showers today, at least not the indoor kind!

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The whispers of the wind began to grow into a mournful wail, and the sky, which had promised warmth, curdled into an ominous, bruise-like purple. As they neared Gruvarby, just as the first structures of the mining village came into view, the heavens unleashed their fury.

The storm struck with shocking suddenness and ferocity. They were in the agonizing process of attempting to set up camp—struggling with their communal rainfly and fumbling with the intricate knots for the bear bag—when the first icy pellets of hail began to lash down. Within moments, the hailstorm intensified into a wicked, relentless barrage. It was as if the mountain itself had turned hostile. The ground turned instantly to slick mud and ice, and the air filled with the deafening roar of the downpour. Utterly soaked within seconds, even those who had come prepared with proper rain gear found themselves shivering violently. Lamech, without the necessary protection, felt the cold seep into his bones with terrifying speed. There was no fighting it. With a desperate shout from Uilleam, the crew abandoned their futile attempts at camp setup and scrambled for the meager shelter of the main cabin's porch in Gruvarby, huddling together as the storm raged.

The deluge lasted for a relentless hour, each minute dragging by with teeth-chattering misery. By the time the skies finally began to relent, they were all drenched to the bone, followed by whipping, frigid winds that cut through their sodden clothes. Their remaining plans were swiftly cancelled.

Finally, Uilleam, his usually confident demeanor a little grimmer than usual, decided they couldn't stay on the open porch. They relocated to a different, more enclosed awning, where Dauid heated a few precious mugs of hot apple cider with prestidigitation, a temporary solace against the pervasive chill. It was there, clutching the warm mug, that the storm took hold of Lamech. An uncontrollable shivering seized him, a deep, bone-rattling tremor that rendered his hands useless. He couldn't grasp the food he desperately needed, couldn't even bring it to his mouth. Panic, cold and sharp, pricked at the edges of his mind.
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It was after moving from the cabin porch to a different enclosed awning, trying to warm ourselves with hot apple cider, that things got really difficult. That's when the uncontrollable shivering began. I found I couldn't even hold food in my hand, let alone bring it to my mouth. I thought it was funny at the time, which my crew took to be a sign that hypothermia was starting to set in.

D&D rules indicate that when the temperature is at or below 0 degrees Fahrenheit, a creature exposed to the cold must succeed on a DC 10 Constitution saving throw at the end of each hour or gain one level of exhaustion. Creatures with resistance or immunity to cold damage automatically succeed on the saving throw, as do creatures wearing cold weather gear (thick coats, gloves, and the like) and creatures naturally adapted to cold climates. I of course had left my rain gear behind, and it's important to note that the temperature alone isn't the issue, but rather the creature's personal temperature (that is, it wasn't 0 degrees outside, but the whipping wind on my wet clothes had lowered my temperature below 0 degrese).

Our adult leader, seeing my state, quickly rallied the crew. They formed a tight "disco circle" around me, providing much-needed warmth until I could finally stop shivering enough to eat.

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Seeing his plight, Keogh cast plant growth, and a thicket of trees formed a protective radius over the shelter, blocking the wind and rain. Slowly, painstakingly, the shivers began to subside, allowing Lamech to finally force down some much-needed sustenance.

As the immediate crisis passed, Uilleam, ever the pragmatic guardian, quietly set about a new task. From his seemingly endless pack, he produced flatbreads, strips of dried meat, and hard cheese. With practiced hands, he warmed them over a small, protected flame created by Dauid, crafting savory bacon and cheese tortillas – a special treat, perhaps intended to soothe spirits as much as fill bellies. The simple, hot food was a small beacon of comfort in the chilling aftermath.

After everyone had eaten their fill, Uilleam motioned for them to draw closer. From a worn leather satchel, he produced a slender, illustrated scroll. His gravelly voice, now softened by the crackle of a small, sheltered fire he had managed to coax to life, began to tell a tale. It was a somber story of a vibrant, verdant valley, rich with unique trees that sang in the wind. He spoke of a greedy, short-sighted figure who, driven by an insatiable desire for wealth, began to fell these magnificent trees, ignoring the pleas of the valley's guardian, a wise, small creature who spoke for the silent wilderness. One by one, the trees fell, the air grew thick with pollution, and the valley became a desolate, barren wasteland, silent save for the lament of the wind. The tale served as a powerful reminder of the profound importance of respecting nature's delicate balance and the devastating, irreversible consequences of unchecked greed that consumed resources without thought for tomorrow.

The rain eventually stopped, leaving behind a saturated, chilling world. The group, still thoroughly soaked, returned to their camp area, setting up their tents as best they could in the sodden ground. The night, however, offered no true reprieve.

Rain lashed down on and off, accompanied by whipping winds. Lamech put out his smelly clothes on his tent line, hoping the relentless wind would dry it off. This was the toughest night of the trek, a physical and psychological crucible. The fear of being caught unprepared in such a mountain storm would haunt their thoughts throughout the entire hike thereafter, a stark reminder of the Kir Kurad's untamed power.
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The rain eventually subsided, but the damage was done – we were all absolutely soaked. We set up camp as best we could in the soggy conditions. Amidst the dampness and cold, our Ranger performed an act of true kindness that night, perhaps to lift our spirits. He made us a special treat: bacon and cheese tortillas. We ate dinner with our sister troop (another crew following the same path, so we were never far from another group on the trail). After filling our bellies with this unexpected comfort food, our Ranger gathered us around to read a story – Dr. Seuss's "The Lorax", emphasizing the importance of respecting nature and the consequences of greed. We then signed cards pledging to respect the wilderness before finally calling it a night.

The night continued to be brutal, with rain on and off and whipping winds so fierce that we couldn't even hang our clothes out to dry; they would have just blown away. This became our toughest night on the trail, and the profound fear of being caught in another such storm would haunt us throughout the remainder of the entire hike.

Philmont Adventure Log​

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Michael Tresca

Michael Tresca


My most miserable moment due to cold was not in my native Michigan, but rather on a mountain top in Honduras. We could see the Caribbean from there and every night there was a driving rain storm that soaked me to the bone. The clothes never completely dried during the day and I was on watch every night, getting soaked. It was miserable living alright!
 

I like pictures of the outdoors, that is all. :P
Thank you. They were hard earned.

I have one video of the hailstorm that I chose not to share because it's me laughing hysterically about how the hail hurts when it hits my face. I stopped laughing about 15 minutes after that video...
 

My most miserable moment due to cold was not in my native Michigan, but rather on a mountain top in Honduras. We could see the Caribbean from there and every night there was a driving rain storm that soaked me to the bone. The clothes never completely dried during the day and I was on watch every night, getting soaked. It was miserable living alright!
I cannot overstate how much the suffering I endured changed the tone of the trip. I was miserable but mostly light-hearted about it (and clearly wasn't taking it seriously, there's a good argument that my mental state was in fact due to the beginnings of hypothermia). But the entire crew was traumatized by the possibility of it happening again, even though it never did.

Our every decision was influenced by avoiding the rain, which happens between 1 and 5 p.m. We skipped team-building events, hustled to get to camps, and otherwise tried to move as quickly as possible if we saw a storm on the horizon -- and put on our rain gear at the slightest hint of rain (which was miserable to wear, in the relentless heat).

That said, this was a true hiking experience. I've spoken to a lot of folks who went to Philmont, and those who had pleasant weather loved it, and the ones who experienced more than one day of rain absolutely LOATHED IT. We were blessed with just enough of a reminder to use our survival skills but not so bad that the entire trip was a bust.

In retrospect I'm glad we went through it, but I'd never wish it upon anyone.
 


400m down is no joke, esp on older knees (like mine).
Hiking in rain is misery without the right gear.
Glad you made it out to tell the tale...
The irony is on all our practic hikes my left (non-dominant) knee hurt, so I brought a strap along just in case.

That was the ONE issue I didn't have the entire trip. My knees were totally fine, go figure!
 

I guess that goes on your gratitude list then 😁

Some of my worst yet memorable experiences camping are when I was in the Scouts. I never did any major backpacking, but even going to the weekend campout at Nobscot campin Sudbury MA where it either snowed or rained, my tent leaked, my down bag was soaked, and I learned that chewing AppleJack Chaw isn't for the faint of heart or weak of stomach (it's great to be freezing, cold, and throwing up - no really - recommend to all 12 year olds lol)

That said, I love to camp and backpack to this day, but I make sure my gear is good (and water tight!), and try to pick times/places when the weather will be at least amenable...

But every time I go backpacking, I think about what it would be like if all of a sudden an ambush of goblins happened, and I had to fight with a sword and shield, or polearm, or something. I'm already 💀

Encumbrance rules are no joke in real life!
 

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