Scenes that need to occur

[RangerWickett]

Some day, some movie needs to have zombies shambling around an upscale mansion while jaunty violin chamber music plays.

 

[Klaus]

Some movie, some day, will have a monkey wake up from a meditative trance, kick the human protagonist's ass, and tell him "I will teach you kung-fu".

 

[Simplicity]

Some day, some movie needs to have zombies shambling around an upscale mansion while jaunty violin chamber music plays.

Dead Alive comes pretty close to this...

 

[Simplicity]

Some movie, some day, will have a monkey wake up from a meditative trance, kick the human protagonist's ass, and tell him "I will teach you kung-fu".

And Kung Fu Panda comes *close* to this...