Sealed In Blood - Chapter 1, Party A

[Argent Silvermage]

"T'would appear urchin that you have no idea who you speak to. Thou shouldst be fallen on thy knees before Aedon of the Storm. Now put your toy away Mortal afore I am tempted to strike thee dead and let the Devils eat your flesh." Aedon says walking toward Tracy.

 

[GnomeWorks]

Aedon
"T'would appear urchin that you have no idea who you speak to. Thou shouldst be fallen on thy knees before Aedon of the Storm. Now put your toy away Mortal afore I am tempted to strike thee dead and let the Devils eat your flesh."

"You wanna go?" Tracy asks, standing up. Her gun is still pointed at Aedon. "You wanna friggin' go? I'll kick your *ss so fast you won't know what hit you."

She narrows her eyes at him. "And I suggest you lose your 'holier than thou' attitude, Idiot of the Storm. I can drop you faster than you can blink, so don't f*ck with me."

Her weapon remains trained on Aedon, her finger over the trigger.

"Now, if you wanna be sensible," She says in a slightly calmer voice, "then you'll back off. And stop acting like you're so much friggin' better than the rest of... those in this room. And if you don't, and you keep up this act, then I'll shoot you so friggin' fast you won't know what the hell hit you."

"So," Tracy says, smiling, "what'll it be?"

Self-censored.

 

[Argent Silvermage]

"HA HA HA HA!" Aedon laughs at the little mortals Protestations. "Ah child of man, I be not a vengful man. I am however a servent of Odin: god of storms and father of all the gods and cannot be harmed by a simple weapon such as a mortal could aquire, Odin would not permit it. He appriciates a strong spirit, Wouldst thou become one of his 'Storm Maidens' and fly the skys of a winged steed dispencing justice and mercy where needed?"

Aedon simple ignores the gun and stand in front of Tracy.

He looks around and wonders what happened to the others who were in the room. "Surely this Mead Hall has better entertainments than simple card games. Pray you masked stranger. Summon the serving wenches and minstrils."

 

[GnomeWorks]

Aedon
"HA HA HA HA!"

"Laugh at me again, and I will kill you." Tracy says quietly.

"Ah child of man, I be not a vengful man. I am however a servent of Odin: god of storms and father of all the gods and cannot be harmed by a simple weapon such as a mortal could aquire, Odin would not permit it."

Tracy shakes her head.

"Do you want to test that theory?" She asks, smiling slightly. "Gods or no gods, this gun is still mighty effective. Though your thick skull might give me problems..."

"He appriciates a strong spirit, Wouldst thou become one of his 'Storm Maidens' and fly the skys of a winged steed dispencing justice and mercy where needed?"

"What the hell are you talking about now?" She asks, irritated.

"Surely this Mead Hall has better entertainments than simple card games. Pray you masked stranger. Summon the serving wenches and minstrils."

"Does this look like an inn to you?" Tracy asks. She gun remains trained on Aedon. "How much more dense can you get? And I don't know why you keep telling Jack to do all these things for you..."

 

[Lichtenhart]

Heh. And I thought he was annoying when he thought to be a god...

Jacks eyes never leave the cards as he answers Aedon with a surprisingly straight face.
"Oh there surely is much more than my lowly card games in this fortress, good sir. Beatiful wenches that use to dance clad only with thair chains. And lots of minstrels with a long tail and a cute beard that will welcome your advances. Why don't you go looking for them, sir?"

 

[GnomeWorks]

Jack, the Rogue in Black
"Oh there surely is much more than my lowly card games in this fortress, good sir. Beatiful wenches that use to dance clad only with thair chains. And lots of minstrels with a long tail and a cute beard that will welcome your advances. Why don't you go looking for them, sir?"

"Alright, I'm done dealing with this sh*t." Tracy says angrily.

She looks around. "You wanna mess with me? You'll lose that feeling in a few moments..."

And she pulls the trigger...

...repeatedly. Fifteen times, to be exact, and though that is many, the whole action seems to take only a few short moments.

That's what we call a Triple-Attack option.

All of the following results are unmodified with their pluses. All base rolls of 15+ are threats.

6 +45 Attacks: 12, 9, 10, 18, 8, 3
3 +40 Attacks: 19, 16, 2
3 +35 Attacks: 13, 19, 18
3 +30 Attacks: 14, 14, 9

Threat Confirmations (first set):
1 +45 Attack: 15
2 +40 Attacks: 13, 10
2 +35 Attacks: 20, 8

Threat Confirmations (second set):
1 +45 Attack: 13
1 +35 Attack: 11

That's a total of 44d6+242 damage. Rolled, that's 394 damage.

BTW, Aedon... those are all +5 bullets. With Penetrate Damage Reduction, those count as +7 for DR, and I don't think you have DR in the first place. And your AC is 34, which means that I can only miss on 3 or lower on my lowest attack rolls. We can roll for init, if you really want... but you've got +5, and I've got +15, and you can only hit me in a very small range with your highest attack bonus with your Holy Avenger, and even then you can't deal enough damage to kill me in one go.

I think Aedon just died...

"Now, let's hope that the rest of you can play nice after that little display of what I'm capable of." Tracy says, with a pointed look to Jack.

 

[Argent Silvermage]

"Alright, I'm done dealing with this sh*t." Tracy says angrily.

She looks around. "You wanna mess with me? You'll lose that feeling in a few moments..."

And she pulls the trigger...

...repeatedly. Fifteen times, to be exact, and though that is many, the whole action seems to take only a few short moments.

That's what we call a Triple-Attack option.

All of the following results are unmodified with their pluses. All base rolls of 15+ are threats.

6 +45 Attacks: 12, 9, 10, 18, 8, 3
3 +40 Attacks: 19, 16, 2
3 +35 Attacks: 13, 19, 18
3 +30 Attacks: 14, 14, 9

Threat Confirmations (first set):
1 +45 Attack: 15
2 +40 Attacks: 13, 10
2 +35 Attacks: 20, 8

Threat Confirmations (second set):
1 +45 Attack: 13
1 +35 Attack: 11

That's a total of 44d6+242 damage. Rolled, that's 394 damage.

BTW, Aedon... those are all +5 bullets. With Penetrate Damage Reduction, those count as +7 for DR, and I don't think you have DR in the first place. And your AC is 34, which means that I can only miss on 3 or lower on my lowest attack rolls. We can roll for init, if you really want... but you've got +5, and I've got +15, and you can only hit me in a very small range with your highest attack bonus with your Holy Avenger, and even then you can't deal enough damage to kill me in one go.

I think Aedon just died...

"Now, let's hope that the rest of you can play nice after that little display of what I'm capable of." Tracy says, with a pointed look to Jack.

OOC: WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT FOR?

 

[GnomeWorks]

OOC: WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT FOR?

Well, first off, it's nothing personal...

Primarily I needed to prove a point. Jack put her in a bad mood, and then you put her in a worse one... she finally snapped and pulled the trigger. She'd been threatening left and right, and that doesn't mean crap if you don't do anything at least once. So she did something, to ensure that everyone else believed her when she said she would shoot them.

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Well, first off, it's nothing personal...

Primarily I needed to prove a point. Jack put her in a bad mood, and then you put her in a worse one... she finally snapped and pulled the trigger. She'd been threatening left and right, and that doesn't mean crap if you don't do anything at least once. So she did something, to ensure that everyone else believed her when she said she would shoot them.

OOC: never heard of a warning shot? Jeeze get a midol!

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

Tracy catches Aedon flat-footed:

"Alright, I'm done dealing with this sh*t." Tracy says angrily.

She looks around. "You wanna mess with me? You'll lose that feeling in a few moments..."

And she pulls the trigger...

...repeatedly. Five times, to be exact, and though that is many, the whole action seems to take only a few short moments.

Tracy's bullets bite into the paladin, bypassing his armor, leaving some rather nasty wounds on Aedon.

(Attack rolls really unnecessarily, all hit, 2 were crits, Normal damage: 116, Sneak attack damage 67, Total damage 183, see reasoning for bold in the OOC thread)


Initiative:
Tracy: 33 (344/344 hp)
Aedon: 10 (270/453 hp)