diaglo said:PC: I swear to you this is +3 Flaming SHock Keen Battle Axe.
Buyer: I'll give you 7gp.
PC: Didn't you hear me?
Buyer: I'm not a Wizard. It looks like a battle axe to me. I'll give you 7gp.
PC: <slices head off Buyer> See I told you so.

(Dungeons & Dragons)
Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.