Sharktopus is coming...


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Back when 3e was first introduced, I wanted to switch my current undersea play-by-post game from 1e to 3e. So I devised the hydrimera; part dire shark, part giant squid, and part feline sea lion (now sea cat). It's ink clouds turn victims to stone. So, the PCs took a 12-year "nap" while I adjusted the timeline.

When it comes to Sharktopus, Craig Ferguson said it best:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wi2b3FiCGs]YouTube - Craig Ferguson 2/17/10B Late Late Show MONOLOGUE[/ame]

(starts at about 3:20 in... CAUTION: Late Night Humor)
 







Will the real Sharktopus please stand up?

Oh, wait! That's right, you don't have legs!

Bwahahahaahaha!*


*Well, it seemed funny at the time. I guess you had to be there.
 

Does anyone else find it strange that Syfy didn't merchandise the heck out of this thing? No sharktopus t-shirts, coffee mugs, or action figures?!?

Sharktopus is the Killer Tomato of the new millennium.
 

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