Shatnerquake!

[Morrus]

I don’t know if this is the most amazing thing in the world ever or the most awful thing in the world ever, but it is definitely one of those two things.

It's the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.

 

[lowkey13]

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[Undrave]

Oh yeah I read that years ago! It's a crazy book. The ending is pretty insane hahaha.

 

[Umbran]

Why not both?

To quote an old book, "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."*

To quote a much newer book, "Life is beautiful, and life is stupid."



*Hey, grammarians, shouldn't that be a semicolon, rather than a comma? Did Dickens muck it up?

 

[lowkey13]

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[Ryujin]

There can be only one.....

 

[Raunalyn]

The Kirk and Denny Crane wilt—I have fill'd them, emptied them.
And proceed to fill the void of TJ Hooker.
Listener up there! do ... you not ... hear ... my pauses?
Look in my face while I sing of the rocket-man,
(Talk honestly, no one else hears you, and I stay only a minute longer.)

Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am Shatner, I contain multitudes.)

I....absolutely........love this, man! This is....simply........the BEST thing....I've read.....all day

 

[Len]

In one of our Shadowrun campaigns, we ran into William Shatner at a con and he ended up being a recurring villain.

 

[Deset Gled]

This is a Chuck Tingle romance for nerds.

Note: do not google Chuck Tingle at work.