Should housecats be nerfed?

[Alzrius]

NO!!! I AM HOVERKITTY!!!!!

There can be only one...

Oh you think so huh? Bring it on! In the words of Aaron Williams: "There can be only me!"

 

[demiurge1138]

Sorry, here are some flying cats to make it up to you:

The thing is, there are winged cats. They can't fly, but are winged nonetheless.
http://www.messybeast.com/winged-cats.htm

Demiurge out.

 

[Bran Blackbyrd]

My cat always enjoyed being nerfed, though the nerf rarely survived being catted.

tarchon, you complete me.

Err, what was I saying?
Oh yeah.
I had a friend in high school who was holding her pet cat when something startled it. It ended up clawing or biting her forehead. The mark was small but within a day her forehead had swollen badly and she spent a few days in the hospital. That was just from one little wound.

 

[Mark Chance]

I had a friend in high school who was holding her pet cat when something startled it. It ended up clawing or biting her forehead. The mark was small but within a day her forehead had swollen badly and she spent a few days in the hospital. That was just from one little wound.

I've been bitten and clawed by any number of cats over the years, including some pretty impressive wounds, such as the time Puddy (when a kitten) pounced on my bottom lip while I was sleeping or the time Weebil (when weighing about 16 pounds), at a full run, scaled me like I was a tree.

Despite this, I've never had a single infection from any cat-inflicted injury (or at least no infections worth remembering).

Mark Chance: Idiotic and tougher than leather!

 

[Rel]

Should housecats be nerfed?

Absolutely. I nerf mine all the time. Particularly when she claws the couch.

I prefer to use a Ballzooka (tm) . I find that it helps balance the Commoner/Housecat inequities very nicely.

I've learned that the cat will probably freeze in stunned terror for the first 3-4 balls, so I don't lead her as much for the first few shots. After that I just open up on full-auto, counting on "volume of fire" to do the trick.

YMMV

Why this isn't an olympic sport, I've yet to figure out.

 

[Snoweel]

Despite this, I've never had a single infection from any cat-inflicted injury (or at least no infections worth remembering).

Different people have different resistances in their constitutions.

For example, I get the common cold quite often - every time it "does the rounds" actually, and plenty of times when nobody else I know has it.

I also get over it fairly quickly and never get infections either.

 

[Darkness]

Please tell me this is photosho><0red.

Oh yeah.

This one's real, though:

 

[Snoweel]

F--k that's ugly...

 

[Welverin]

F--k that's ugly...

Well it is the son of ugly cat.

Personally I'd like one of them three eyed barbies, they're freaky.