Silliest Game Quote

[Evilhalfling]

"But I need it so badly!"

Cried on top of his lungs by the party wizard. In the bazaar which was, like always, heavily trafficked.

He meant a headband of intellect.

My parties wizard, after saving an scrimping money, selling off items and borrowing from the other players finally commissions a headband +4 Int. This first words after putting it on
" I may have made a tactical error."
As he remembers his upcoming wedding, that as a succesful adventurer marrying into a poor noble house, He is responsible for paying for.

 

[nerfherder]

About a decade ago, I think it was a game of Call of Cthulhu. The poor GM must have been having a brain-fade when it came to descriptions.

GM: On the table you see a... um... book-shaped object...

Player: I go over and have a closer look. What is it?

GM (sheepishly): A book...

Cheers,
Liam

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

Just thought of another one....

We saved a wizard from a horrible fate. We looted the bad guy's treasure trove, which included the wizard's stuff, and she asked for it back. One PC said something along the lines of, "No, that's the saving-your-ass tax!"

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

Most of mine are puns. See, I love puns, but it's very difficult to make them while still speaking in character.

So you can imagine my joy when I was able to tell my orc barbarian companion, without breaking character in the slightest:

"Please don't squeeze the shaman."

*snort*...that was good... I love puns... our whole game has ground to a halt before to let everyone get them out of their system.

I remembered one... while playing DC Heroes several years ago, we were on the Bullet train in Japan, and the bad guys had killed the crew in the control center. Standing and looking at the controls, my guy just shrugged and said, "The train. It won't stop going though it could slow down." The GM was a huge Jethro Tull fan and awarded me extra hero points for it.

 

[DrNilesCrane]

Last weekend's adventure the party took on one of the bad guys who had taken over the body of a god. One of the PC's cohorts, an Awakened wolf, kept attacking him and successfully using his trip ability...over and over...and over...

"HEY, I JUST TRIPPED A GOD!"



Both funny and a little sad.