Silly Character Names

My first gaming group was big into silly names. One player had characters named Amnesia and Hypoglycemia. Another had one named Arrowroot, which isn't all that silly, except that he made a point of adding on "Son of Arrowshirt" to the end of it. We also had a gnome named Alaska in the party.

My regular group isn't really into silly names, although silly encounters do happen frequently.
 

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I would differentiate between silly names and names rooted in reality, but that sound appropriately fantasy.

Here are some, that I am okay with, for example...


Dore Mifaso Latido (bard)
Proctor Xylex
Sleede Malinger
And almost anything lifted directly from an Indian menu:

Saag Sorba
Dahl Maharani
Tikka Masala

All fine names.
 

My little brother was the player in a solo campaign with one of his friends as DM. I think he was running a 5th-level fighter at the time, and decided he wanted some NPCs along to round out the party. He pretty much insisted that the DM provide him with a 6th-level assassin and a 7th-level cleric, both of whom would always capitulate and do whatever the lower-level fighter told them to do.

The DM agreed, but he named the NPCs "Findor" and "Keepor," and made sure that they snatched up every iota of treasure the trio discovered in their adventures.

I think my brother learned his lesson. :)


Johnathan
 

(Hand held up in air).
OK, I admit I have used silly names a couple of times.

The silliest was in my callow 20s having just re-read Bored of the Rings, and I named a ranger Araldite son of Armalite.
 

Buzzardo said:
Here are some, that I am okay with, for example...

Dore Mifaso Latido (bard)

It should be Lassido. ;)

But you must be in a country where musical notes are labelled C, D, E, F, G, A, B, C rather than Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do. Otherwise, the name is too obvious. I wouldn't allow it.
 

I'll usually veto names that are outright rediculous, but I don't think I'm too strict. Still, silly names can be fine for one-shot games.

My current PCs are:

Kaldrun the wizard
Maximus Apollo, the barbarian (It's the player's very first character.)
Eragon the dwarven druid/sorcerer (shady, yes, but I let it slide)
Silaqui the elven archer

Compared to some of my old characters:
Aaron Ghoulflayer, human cleric of St. Cuthbert
Rikimaru Rikdo, Ninja of the Crescent Moon (Man, I miss this guy. I'm gonna go dig him up again.)

And the worst one ever: Oiyoo Kumbakwivmicash, the gnome rogue. Say it out loud.

Of course, when Sir Snoop Dogg the Paladin showed up in a game I was playing, the DM didn't need to veto the name or kill the character - the party Druid did all the work.

-Craer
 

In the states we have conventional musical notes (CDEFGAB), but as we all learned from the sound of music, Latido would be appropriate.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do

Why? Don't make me sing the song.
 

Neo said:
The difference being the intent behind a silly name is nothing other than to get a laugh and cause disruption straight from the get go, a silly name has absolutely no other purpose than draw attention to itself and therefore disrupt a game and because of that silly names or names that cause disruption are either disallowed or changed in my games and my players know that and accept that and have with the current group for the last decade and a half.
Well said. Sometimes players just seem to be in stupid, silly moods when generating characters. Sometimes the stupid, silly names they then use are laughed at by all, but in a long-term campaign that is NOT being run strictly for laughs it becomes a stone around the neck of the game as a whole, dragging it down. Once in a great while a silly name will still work.

Gnomes and halflings seem to be able to get away with silly names - sometimes. I had a halfling rogue named Baron Fyzo Jet Danoran Treenofferbodiddity. He never really used more than Fyzo and I wouldn't have WANTED to. The fighter in the group (Agura) immediately started calling him a duke instead of baron - and that immediately became "The Duck". It wasn't really mean-spirited as such but Fyzo knew he was being made fun of, but being good-natured took it in stride. So it was The Duck for a long time in the campaign with Agura giving him a hard time. Then one day Agura and Fyzo wound up trapped together fighting to the death against a horde of poisonous spiders. "The Duck" fought like a demon until the poison finally got him and turned him stiff and blue. By accident the player wound up referring to him as The Baron, another player noticed, and suddenly all the silly name stuff MEANT something in the campaign.

But that's a RARITY. A character named Biggus Diccus doesn't lend itself to that sort of thing - EVER. It's forever a peurile, juvenile reference borrowed from a movie that loses ever more of it's humor the more you announce with moronic glee what your name is. It was funny in the movie because of the context and it wasn't hammered into the ground (as Monty Python sometimes was wont to do).

I once named a dwarf character Cutter John. I thought it was amusing at first, but I don't think anyone else cared for my choice and I myself rapidly grew to despise my poor choice. Fortunately the campaign itself folded fairly quickly.

I would have no problem with a DM telling me or any other player, "No, that name is too silly, try again." I would have a problem with a DM who tells me, "Your characters name WILL follow the following conventions," and DEFINITELY not, "Your name is..."
 
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I haven't played long enough to hear any silly names but i have heard some stupid ones. Likes a female human called Foreplay Forbiden (first and second names) And a rogue called Sly.
 

Xath said:
In the states we have conventional musical notes (CDEFGAB), but as we all learned from the sound of music, Latido would be appropriate.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do

Then they were mistaken in that movie. ;)

Guy of Arezzo (11th century) said:
UT queant laxis
REsonare fibris
MIra gestorum
FAmuli tuorum
SOLve Polutti
LAbii reatum
Sancte Iohannes

(Ut was replaced by Do during the 17th century by Giovanni Battista Doni. Why? He found "ut" hard to sing and non-euphonious. But maybe he was just vain. Doni. :D)
 

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