Silly

[The Grumpy Celt]

(Why not Use this thread to add a silly event from one of your games?)

So, in a game or two ago, our party heard about hydras in the sewers and the NPC we were talking to was wondering how they got their. And I said...

"Well, you know how it goes. There is a fad for a while where baby hyrdas are popular pets and children bring them home. But then Mother and Father are the only ones to care for the baby hydra. And the baby hydra starts growing and becoming a problem. So the parents flush it down the privy into the sewers, where it grows into an angry, blind, albino hydra. Happens all the time."

 

[Bloodstone Mage]

The PCs in my game took up an expedition to a mysterious island that is said to be full of pirate treasure. Upon meeting the captain, they became uncertain about this expedition. The captain had one eye (he claimed to have lost it to a kobold) and constantly told the female PCs to cook for him (one of the PCs got mad and stole his sword, which he then immediately panicked). He talked about a place called Kobold Island, which was inhabitated by kobolds but controlled by beholders. It turns out that the expedition was to retrieve a ship that the captain had to abandon on the mysterious island in a past expedition. One of the passengers on the second ship left without the captain and the PCs, leaving them deserted on the island. Instead of sailing the original ship off the island, the captain built a raft out of the ship and then put his treasure chests (from the original ship) on the raft. It started to weigh them down, so he dumped them off on the coast. The captain caused a ruckus and made a hole in the middle of the raft, so the PCs threw him in the water (the captain began swimming away like an Olympic competitor). A storm swept by and the PCs found themselves back on the mysterious island. Curious, one of the PCs opened the chests the captain was forced to leave behind.
They were full of bird seed.
On the remains of the original ship, a dead bird was found in the drawer of the captain's desk.

 

[Moe Ronalds]

We were playing a resident evil game, and the James-bond style ladies man (who had yet to sweep any damsel off her feet) was first to fail a check against fear, so he hurries out of a bathroom, screaming, afraid of a zombie.

This of course prompted one of the players to pipe up with "The only (word for cat) he ever sees is when he looks in a mirror."

-_-;;; Forgive us, it was 2:00 AM and we were 13.

 

[Liquid Snake]

While sightseeing some ruins that had nothing to do with the adventure...

DM: "For lo, under this colossal stone is said to be held an immense army of darkness that centuries ago threatened the peace of the region."

Player with a level 1 PC: "I push the stone!"

DM:...

 

[GravyFingerz]

My Rashemi Berserker named Vladislak had just killed the dreaded White Wolf of the Western Wood a few miles outside of Eveningstar in Cormyr. Alone and injured, and falling out of his killing rage, he falls backwards and takes the decapitated head of the Winter Wolf and looks suspiciously around. Satisfied that no one was around, he used the wolf's head as a ventriloquist's dummy and had the following conversation with himself:

Wolf: Hello Beserker, I tried to attack you but I failed and died. Now I will go to the afterlife and be shamed for my actions because I died a dishonorable death.

Vlad: It is alright wolf. You fought courageously in battle and died well. You shall now be fruitful and make my new fur cloak.

Wolf: I am glad that even in death I could help you. You are so strong and powerful, you are absolutely wonderful Berserker.

Vlad: I know I know, I cannot help it that I am so incredible.

We all laughed for a good 10 minutes.

 

[Moe Ronalds]

While sightseeing some ruins that had nothing to do with the adventure...

DM: "For lo, under this colossal stone is said to be held an immense army of darkness that centuries ago threatened the peace of the region."

Player with a level 1 PC: "I push the stone!"

DM:...

Oooh, that reminds me of something that happened at the KC Gameday (everyone who lives in KC better be asking themselves when the next one is, and scurrying off to join the yahoo group). We were playing round-robin DM, and the DM described a 30-foot tall, 20 foot by 20 foot obsidian monument, inscribed with glowing yellow runes. My character, a sorcerer, upon reading the runes began to babble incoherrently for several seconds. There were a few cloaked figures standing in front of the monument, chanting. Deciding that this thing was bad news, I fly over to it, and cast lightning bolt. The thing began to break apart, and glow bright blue. The runes all intensified.

Cue the entire party running behind my wall of force.

Heheheh, I don't think I made many friends that night. I blame the caffeinne.

 

[BronzeDragon]

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