Sleep Deprived Gaming Antecdotes

Two:

1. Fish.
Dead fish.
Imported Dead Fish.
That were usedlike hand grenades. Hold by the fins, pull the tail off and throw. Blew up more White Dragons that way...
BTW, domestic dead fish were non-volatile - had to be imported.

2. Two player were having an arguement. One got up from the table went to the kitchen and grabbed something from the silverware draw. Another player shouts 'Put the knife down!' Without putting anything down the first player turns and say 'I cut'ya' whilst brandeshing a SPOON. Every since our group have proclaimed spoons as the greatest HTH weapon of all time. Even more dangerous than loose-leaf notebook paper.
 

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My fondest sleep deprived moment was playing Temple of Elemental Evil. The party dwarf, gnome, and their adopted orc mascot purchased a wash basin and filled it entirely with beer, then spent the night bathing in their own drink.

Things broke down rather badly, especially when the orc lost control and went to the bathroom in the tub. One thing led to another and soon the dwarf had poop in his beard and nearly drowned in a nearby stream attempting to clean himself and the orc put his head through a wall and slept there for the night.

It was hilarious at the time, but looking back I wonder what we were on...
 

i was running a Beyond The Supernatural game once. I guess i should give some back up story. My ex was packing for New York as his grandmother passed away. I had gotten up at 6 am that morning and he had to pack as soon as he found out, in the evening. He was leaving the VERY next day and had a habit of sleeping through his alarm clock, so, i stayed up so he would be up.

24 hours later, hes at the airport and by 8 am he was gone and we were heading to my friend Steve's, where, we were going to play. We decided to stop and get breakfast and get some munchies.

30 hours later, we sit down to play. I decide to just lay on the carpet and run the game.

They were in a camp ground akin to Friday the 13th and they discovered it was a military complex with a base under the lake. I fell asleep somewhere in there and continued to run the game.

Steve said i was doing pretty good until he searched a guy and i said he found 35 cents and codes to Code: Veronica (Resident Evil)

Even though im in Georgia and out of Arizona, steve still always has a minor NPC of his give out 35 cents and codes to Code Veronica
 

We made up characters at 4:00 in the morning after midterms. I played a Berserker (2E Viking book) with a 4 intelligence and a 5 wisdom. This was good, as I was incapable of even remebering my own name.

Thus, the tone of the character was determined while we were wandering around town. When introducing myself, I'd say, "Me... [look at ranger] What my name?... [ranger tells me] Me Drott!" The sad thing is that that wasn't intentional.
 

It was a 3rd edition at my friend's place, and I was playing an Iaijutsu Master. My friend played my apprentice, and we were facing a master vampire. I fell asleep, so the DM said I was meditating on the bottom floor.

My apprentice decided to face the vampire and he died like a wuss. Anyway, how it goes, they tell me, is like this:

*pushes Talath a bit* DM: Dude, your apprentice just died.

Talath: *mumbles* that's great.

DM: You're apprentice was killed.

Talath: *mumbles* Wonderful.

3 hours later, when I wake up

Talath: WHAT?! MY APPRENTICE DIED?!
 

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