OK! Quick update while I'm at home getting a shower and a clean set of cloths:
My wife and son have had one heck of a week! Recap in a nutshell - my wife and I arrived at the hospital on Sunday night/Monday morning, they tested her and decided to induce labor on Tuesday, a 12 hour attempt at induction failed on Wednesday, the second attempt on Thursday caused her to begin labor, but after about 18 hours with no progress (and several other complications I won't go into for those readers who want to believe that childbirth is "magic", like D'Shai) they decided to take my son by C-Section. So now my son will be able to fulfill all those prophecies about "men not of woman born" because a male doctor actually performed the operation. Cool!
Anyway, my wife is recovering from her C-Section right now, and my son is sleeping peacefully. Under the circustances (complications, premature baby, etc), I couldn't be happier and more relieved. Once I can take a pic of him that I feel is fit for public consumption (as in one where he is not hooked up to monitors left and right), I'll try to get it up here.
Thanks from both me and Mrs. Enk for all your well wishes, good thoughts, and prayers (except the ones to those elder gods - if pseudonatural creatures show up at my house asking for hair from my sons head for some unnatural cthonic ritual, I'm going to be pissed, dammit).
See you guys again soon!