So did you see Mars tonight?


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I went out after sunset to try and see it, but saw that we had too much cloud cover. So I gave up and went inside, and didn't check again later. I'll try again tonight.
 

Saw Mars a couple of weeks ago. What a jerk. All, "I'm the god of war, so you better get me another beer before I stomp you!" Jerk, I say. And a sloppy drunk. You'd think Mars could hold his liquor better, but he ralphed all over my patio, and then, BAM!, there're all these stupid mythological creatures growing from his vomit, knocking over the potted plants, chasing the cat and my kids, scaring my wife, et cetera.

Last time I invite him to a BBQ.

Now Kalki. He can party!

:D
 
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Mark Chance said:
Saw Mars a couple of weeks ago. What a jerk. All, "I'm the god of war, so you better get me another beer before I stomp you!" Jerk, I say. And a sloppy drunk. You'd think Mars could hold his liquor better, but he ralphed all over my patio, and then, BAM!, there're all these stupid mythological creatures growing from his vomit, knocking over the potted plants, chasing the cat and my kids, scaring my wife, et cetera.

Last time I invite him to a BBQ.

Now Kalki. He can party!

:D

See, this is why I prefer the company of Athena (or Minerva if you will). Not only is she smart (thus better company for a geek), she's also known to kick Mars' butt from time to time.

Mars may look bright right now, but it won't last.
 


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