Mark Chance said:Saw Mars a couple of weeks ago. What a jerk. All, "I'm the god of war, so you better get me another beer before I stomp you!" Jerk, I say. And a sloppy drunk. You'd think Mars could hold his liquor better, but he ralphed all over my patio, and then, BAM!, there're all these stupid mythological creatures growing from his vomit, knocking over the potted plants, chasing the cat and my kids, scaring my wife, et cetera.
Last time I invite him to a BBQ.
Now Kalki. He can party!
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