So how do I create a hot topic?

[Piratecat]

No, I think he's just drunk.

 

[Rel]

No, I think he's just drunk.

From the look of your avatar, you could easily be drunk as well.

 

[Umbran]

From the look of your avatar, you could easily be drunk as well.

In the same way the olive in a martini might be drunk, perhaps.

Who wants a drink that tastes like wet cat hair?

 

[Rel]

Who wants a drink that tastes like wet cat hair?

My dog.

 

[Umbran]

My dog.

My wife has, on various occasions, had to surgically remove some very strange things from the stomachs of dogs - rocks, sticks, a deflated but otherwise intact soccer ball, charcoal briquettes, and linoleum are fair examples.

Which is to say, dogs are not known for their discerning palettes.

 

[Rel]

Which is to say, dogs are not known for their discerning palettes.

I think she takes after my side of the family.

 

[Piratecat]

Huh. I wonder if I should go shopping at a Hot Topic.

 

[darjr]

naw, they don't sell eyepatches.

I mean, you don't wear a hat, do you?

 

[Rel]

Huh. I wonder if I should go shopping at a Hot Topic.

I love you man. But I don't want to see you in all that tight leather.

 

[Umbran]

I love you man. But I don't want to see you in all that tight leather.

It isn't the leather, so much as the miniskirts that would make me worry.