So I order a quarter pounder BTL at McDonald's the other day.

[calronmoonflower]

And I had to tell them the topping that go on it. It seems that they didn't bother to give them a list of the topping that go on their new quarter pound burgers.

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

I had to look that up. That is one vile burger. How many heart attacks did you have while eating it?

 

[Kramodlog]

Why go at MacDonald's to eat lettuce? It is like going a vegetarian restaurant to eat steak.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Why go at MacDonald's to eat lettuce? It is like going a vegetarian restaurant to eat steak.

I know, right? Everyone knows you should go to McDonald's for the cardboard.

 

[Zombie_Babies]

Why go at MacDonald's to eat lettuce? It is like going a vegetarian restaurant to eat steak.

Hey! Don't poo on the man for trying to eat healthy!

 

[Kramodlog]

I know, right? Everyone knows you should go to McDonald's for the cardboard.

Soaked in grease and salt? Umm... Probably healthier with all those fibers cardboard has.

 

[Kramodlog]

Hey! Don't poo on the man for trying to eat healthy!

I'm more a philosopher, asking the important questions about people's behavior.

Like why do I need so much TP after a #2?

 

[Zombie_Babies]

I'm more a philosopher, asking the important questions about people's behavior.

I see. Well then, please carry on, sir. The world is better for all of those like you that ask the difficult questions.

Like why do I need so much TP after a #2?

You need more fiber ... or a trim.

 

[Kramodlog]

I eat more than emough fibers. I guess I should use some nair cream in there. It's been a while.

 

[Zombie_Babies]

Yeah, some manscaping may help a bit.