So, Last Night I Had This Dream.

[Andrew D. Gable]

And it really disturbed me... in a strange and utterly bizarre sort of way. Sit right back and I'll tell you a tale.

Basically, I was some sort of guard (I think this was inspired by my having seen Unbreakable not long before bed) chasing one of the Skulls, from City of Heroes. Somehow, I ended up in the street chasing a throat lozenge on a string. As I dove for it, I was nearly struck by HellHound on a bicycle. Something ensued, and we ended up forming a band, with me on bass, HellHound on violin of all things, the guy from Phish on drums, and the guy from Dave Matthews on sax. Oddly, I don't think we had a lead singer...

I do not make that up, I swear. I'm prone to strange, off-the-wall dreams, but that... that's just wrong.

 

[Dirigible]

I'm afraid there's no option, Mr. Gable.

We're going to have to do a full lobotomy.

*chainsaw revvs*

 

[HellHound]

One word...

DUDE.

Me on Violin?

ME.

playing a VIOLIN?

I can see it now:

And now, presenting HellHound, the man who puts the VILE back into VIOLIN!

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Meanwhile, I was dreaming of a family trip where we were picking up an ocean-going sport boat (like a fishing boat) from other family members and it was called a "Hollow-Keeled Grocery Boat" and this other lady at the gas station started telling us about how she used to have one and would always stuff the bottom of the boat with yellow cheddar cheese wheels and onion loafs... Meanwhile I'm pulling a huge collection of coasters out of my pocket (including several of the ones inviting the bearer to the White Wolf party last year @ GenCon) and looking them over because I use them to take notes on... I throw out the ones with phone numbers I don't need anymore and then start updating the RPG maps I have on the backs of a few of them.