So long, and thanks for all the dinosaurs

[Piratecat]

Aren't you supposed to chew forty times?

Let's see. (3d8+20) x 40 = an average of 1,340 dmg. Nah, that's overkill. Only useful on things with fast healing.

 

[Gomez]

Piratecat,

Are you going to get a chance to run that Adventure d20 game you where talking about?

 

[barsoomcore]

Just have to say that this thread title is making me think about Mr. Adams.

RIP, Douglas.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

<shock>

I bulette consumed two PCs in my game two sessions back, but four? My hat's off to Piratecat!

Mind sharing that critter's stat block, PC?

 

[Alzrius]

Yesterday evening we had our last game before a planned three month break from the campaign. We punctuated it with a 54 HD gargantuan fiendish T-Rex rampaging down the streets of Sigil, eating party members as it went.

Sounds like the big brother to Azuvidexus from WotC's page.

 

[Krieg]

everyone got to do heroic stuff. They should all be this good!

I beg to differ...being eaten by a giant featherless rooster is by it's very nature not heroic.

 

[coyote6]

Hey, are you going to do a story hour for the M&M game?

 

[Piratecat]

Are you going to get a chance to run that Adventure d20 game you where talking about?

Mace Hunter and the Fountain of Youth? I've run it three or four times! Very successful every time, and MUCH better thanks to the help I got here. The pulp genre is just plain fun.

Mind sharing that critter's stat block, PC?

I actually wrote it on paper, not on the PC. Pretty much take a T-Rex, triple it to max hit dice (54), advance it to gargantuan, slap a fiendish template on it and you're good to go. I think it had a spiked collar on, too, that provided some magical effects like prot from good.

Me: What's your grapple check?

PC: Umm - I rolled a 3. That makes it. . . err. . . 10. Stupid 6 strength.

Me: I got a 74.

PC: You got a WHAT?

Me: It lowers its head to crunch into you, then raises its head and straightens its neck. Your feet kick for a few seconds before you slide down its throat.

PC: Damn it! Can I release a touch attack from inside its stomach?

Me: Its stubby little arms make "yummy" motions as it rubs its belly.

Hey, are you going to do a story hour for the M&M game?

I have the best of intentions, but updating my main one will take precedence. I'm hoping to, though!

 

[Nuclear Platypus]

A game that good, you don't eat all adventurers at once!

Like Lay's Chips, Can't eat just one! Wait. Instead it was like Doritos (Jay Leno IIRC): Eat all you want. We'll make more.

Now I'm hungry.

 

[Wild Gazebo]

LOL

I loved the 'yummy motions'

I can barely type--I'm still laughing