So, what do *you* think a lurker is?

[Crothian]

But you are enjoying it nonetheless, no? Admit it, you fiend!

"With pride. What can I do for you?"

 

[Darkness]

You did it again! in the space between viewing the thread and posting my next reply, you posted again!

Aaaaaargh!

Heh. His internet BAB is just a bit higher than yours - thus, as a full posting action, he can post four times per round. (But used only 2 of his posts for this thread - only god knows where the other two went to!) While you, OTOH, can post only once per round... So in order to out-post Crothian, you need either much more Posting Points (so your level - and thus, BAB - goes up) or else the Fast-Typing feat and access to the Moderator Prestige Class.

 

[Crothian]

You did it again! in the space between viewing the thread and posting my next reply, you posted again!

Aaaaaargh!

To quote all of our favorite pop singer

"Oops, I did it again..."

I'm going to get creamed for that one

 

[Jeph]

"And the gods of posting didst see the lurker post, and behold, twas spied by Lurkus, god of lurkers. And Lurkus didst see the discussion, and didst turn the topic away, to preserve his shadowed shroud, his haunt. Seeing it done thusly, Magpostus, god of postaholicism, didst put forth his palm and pour on the Water of Posts, and the topic was turned to Postaholics, and the postaholics didst come forth and post, and all was chaos in the thread."

-Posticus, 12:43

 

[Darkness]

To quote all of our favorite pop singer

"Oops, I did it again..."

I'm going to get creamed for that one

You know, I think I'm now going to ask ahem... Wicht to use his powers to change your user ID to "Britney!"

 

[Jeph]

Yeah, but if i have a shield, I can parry one post per round at my highewst attack bonus.

see Parry: The art of Defense

 

[Jeph]

Speaking of "status" changing, how do ya do it? is it a hack, moderator thing, community supporter thing, or just not-for-jeph thing?

 

[Crothian]

You know, I think I'm now going to ask ahem... Wicht to use his powers to change your user ID to "Britney!"

Maybe with the Enworld Supporter line, now that would be funny.

 

[Jeph]

And if i take User levels, I can gain the Haste hack, giving me an extra post per round.

And if I gain the Bladesinger Prc, and the Devoted Defender Prc, I can switch myself out with the internet to recieve the post, and block with those major Bladesinger bonuses. (my intelligence for Canny Defense is +100. )

 

[Crothian]

Speaking of "status" changing, how do ya do it? is it a hack, moderator thing, community supporter thing, or just not-for-jeph thing?

You have to be a community supporter, and I think the mods do it for you. I'm unable to use paypal or else I would be a supporter.