Advice to anyone still reading this thread: bracer self, it's only going to get worse. Go to your sweetie and say, "Mi armor, I may be reading a thread that will affect my sanity as surely as the Necronomicon."
That person may just bolt. Then where will you be? Sitting alone with your computer surfing the Net, with a BOLO for the next bad pun YOU can make.
Where will the chain end?
Are you going to lock yourself up in your living area, only darting forth occasionally to resupply your snacks & TP?
No...better you just stop reading now before you go utterly mad...cut your losses before you go nuts and cutlasses.