Some Weapons

[Dannyalcatraz]

I will be back soon as I need to go to the store an get some Alieve.

You should find a good price at Target.

 

[Scott DeWar]

I can get to Gerbes in a quarter mile. it is 5 miles and lots of stop lights to get to target. Also, they were closed at that itme.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

(*psssst!* 'Twas a pun!)

 

[Scott DeWar]

*facepalm* D'Oh!! i missed that one. i am in quite a bit of pain and wasa distracted as such.

 

[Thunderfoot]

I find I only need painkillers when I have a headache, usually after screwing my thumbs into my temples, or when I'm really sick, like when I have to clean up my spetum I coiffed on the floor because I couldn't get to the bathroom in time.

Of course, I also needed some after I got my nose studded. Dumbest thing ever, I only did it because it was in voluge. It was swollen so bad it felt like leather.

I also needed some when I broke my foot. Had a bit of an accident when we went caltropping, the darn thing moved and stepped on my foot. It was a greaves mistake. It hurt like helmet at the time. My friend said my face went gauntlet, probably because I swallowed my Trident gum.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I swallowed my Trident gum.

Spear mint flavor?

 

[jonesy]

I swallowed my Trident gum.

Spear mint flavor?

I've always wanted to try blowing up some Bazooka. I hear it's the bomb.

 

[El Mahdi]

I'm amaced this thread has ranged this far.

 

[Fifth Element]

The OP's comment about illegitimate swords is brilliant. I think he deserves a hand (and a half) for that one.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

The longer this thread gets, the dirkier it gets. It makes for some humerous knife-time reading, though- good for a chuckle before going to bed...and better than counting sheaths.