Someone threw a Tonka Truck through my window!

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

Yep,

Last night, just past midnight.

Freeking nearly scared the pee out of me, especially since I was standing about a foot away (really!), and was only dressed in my boxer shorts!

By the time I slipped on some pants and shoes to go investigate, the vandalous gnomes who did this had escaped without a trace, although I did spy a racoon while bravely bandying about my flashlight.

It was one of those big metal toy trucks, about 12x18 inches.

I guess some kid really hated his X-Mas gift or something...

 

[GreyShadow]

Was the window open at the time?

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

Was the window open at the time?

Good Question!

Answer: No it wasn't!

Screaming mad glass was flying everywhere, but the horizontal blinds spared me from direct damage.

A hundred bucks later, and the window is fixed.

 

[GreyShadow]

Ouch!

The important question? Do you still have the tonka truck and have you listed it on ebay yet?

 

[KidCthulhu]

You do know that "Tonka Truck" is a terrible insult in Dwarvish, right? I wouldn't be looking for gnomes. I'd start thinking about whether you've pissed off any dwarves lately.

 

[Umbran]

I'd start thinking about whether you've pissed off any dwarves lately.

Well, duh! He's a BigFreekinGoblinoid! Of course dwarves are gonna be cheesed off at him. You ever see a dwarf that liked goblinoids?

 

[ASH]

It was me...
Muwahhhhhhhhahaha!!!



Wait,.. Where do you live.....



Nope, that was not me.....

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

Ouch!

The important question? Do you still have the tonka truck and have you listed it on ebay yet?

I tracked down the owner to a 2 year old who lives a few houses down. I interregated him unrelentlessly for hours until his mother explained to me that her son usually falls asleep at around 9:00 PM, so it could not have been him.

I'm still suspicious...

 

[Crothian]

Did you shine a light in his face? I hear 2 year olds crack easily uinder the Light!!

 

[Silver Moon]

I tracked down the owner to a 2 year old who lives a few houses down.

But the real question is...Did you give the toy back to him? And if so, have you started a poll yet as to which window it will go through next time?