ppaladin123
Adventurer
It's funny you mention humour (I spelled it the Canadian way) but I also was going through my collection and discovered my collection of Murphy's Rules. man those were funny. I love the random zombie reaction table
roll d6
1. stare
2. stagger about
3. stare blankly
4. a limb falls off, it stares
5. stagger continuously into a wall
6. mutter and then stare and then stagger...into a wall...and then a limb falls off
There is a pile of rules jokes in this compilation that I forgot just how ludicrous some of the rules were. Too funny!!!
Actually now that you mention it, dragon had an article by Mike Mearls on Kobolds recently (can't remember if it was 364 or 365) that had something just like this. You rolled a d20 to see the kobold's reaction to taking out an opponent. Some of the reactions are really amusing.