Something really damn funny from Arms & Armor...

kreynolds

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Burst, Dark weapons cast a darkness spell on the foe struck when they score critical hits against them. Just think about that for a minute.
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I saw this and just about laughed by butt off. Hey, I was desparate for a good laugh. :D
 

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Imagine the first poor SOB who uses that sword to score a critical hit on a demon.

PLAYER: "Yeah, I confirmed!"

DM: "Everything instantly goes dark. All you hear is ominous chuckling from directly in front of you..."
 
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no, no, you've got it all wrong

THAT isn't what is funny about arms and armor, it's that the "monk's cudgel" looks like a GIANT egg whisk:D

Whenever an NPC uses it, I call it "the egg whisk of doom."

And if the monk ever gets the drunken master prestige class, he could kill people with REAL egg whisks.
The egg whisk champion, muahaahah
 



Re: no, no, you've got it all wrong

Corlon said:
THAT isn't what is funny about arms and armor, it's that the "monk's cudgel" looks like a GIANT egg whisk:D

Yeah, I noticed that too. Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "I'll beat you to death.", doesn't it? :D
 


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