Something really damn funny from Arms & Armor...

[kreynolds]

Burst, Dark weapons cast a darkness spell on the foe struck when they score critical hits against them. Just think about that for a minute.

I saw this and just about laughed by butt off. Hey, I was desparate for a good laugh.

 

[Kai Lord]

Imagine the first poor SOB who uses that sword to score a critical hit on a demon.

PLAYER: "Yeah, I confirmed!"

DM: "Everything instantly goes dark. All you hear is ominous chuckling from directly in front of you..."

 

[kreynolds]

Heh. That's not the funny part though.

 

[Crothian]

Heh. That's not the funny part though.

Okay, I'm not seeing it, what's so funny?

 

[Lord_Fergus]

Hey! My Shade Assassin would dig on his rapier having that!

 

[Corlon]

no, no, you've got it all wrong

THAT isn't what is funny about arms and armor, it's that the "monk's cudgel" looks like a GIANT egg whisk

Whenever an NPC uses it, I call it "the egg whisk of doom."

And if the monk ever gets the drunken master prestige class, he could kill people with REAL egg whisks.
The egg whisk champion, muahaahah

 

[kreynolds]

Hey! My Shade Assassin would dig on his rapier having that!

I can promise you he wouldn't.

 

[kreynolds]

Okay, I'm not seeing it, what's so funny?

Oh, come on! It's glaringly obvious. I don't wanna ruin the fun. Just keep thinkin' about it and you'll figure it out.

 

[kreynolds]

Re: no, no, you've got it all wrong

THAT isn't what is funny about arms and armor, it's that the "monk's cudgel" looks like a GIANT egg whisk

Yeah, I noticed that too. Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "I'll beat you to death.", doesn't it?

 

[Dingleberry]

Okay, I'll bite. Is it that darkness only works on objects, not creatures?