soooo many memories

[Crothian]

Ah, to be lucky and roll a vowel

 

[MerakSpielman]

Nah. Just make it 1d20. Roll four or five times for non-elves - seven for elves (to reflect arbitrary rules assigned to non-human races). No rerolling, keep the letters in order.
b=1
c=2
d=3
f=4
g=5
h=6
j=7
k=8
l=9
m=10
n=11
p=12
q=13
r=14
s=15
t=16
v=17
w=18
x=19
y=20

Then move on to your vowels. Roll one vowel to go in between every consinent:
a=1
e=2
e=3
i=4
o=5
u=6

No bell curve, and all the names should be marginally pronouncable... lets see...

(rolls) Honevevet!
(rolls) Xevelobov!
(rolls) Lutibod!
and an elf...
(rolls) Robejeconuder!

It works! It works!

 

[Jeph]

Nah. Just make it 1d20. Roll four or five times for non-elves - seven for elves (to reflect arbitrary rules assigned to non-human races). No rerolling, keep the letters in order.

*SNIP*

Gold. Pure, undiluted, gold.

 

[Henry]

Bah; my name generator is the only true name generator. All the other name generators are just poor imitations of the real thing.

 

[thalmin]

Bah; my name generator is the only true name generator. All the other name generators are just poor imitations of the real thing.

A lot you know. You can't even spell Hen3ry correctly.
(A genuine no-prize for the first person who can tell where that came from.)

 

[Dirigible]

Spoiler : Robejeconuder will be the new love interest for Arwen in Return of the King after Aragorn ascends to Super-Numenoren II while fighting Giga-Sauron (his third form).

 

[Darrin Drader]

Gold. Pure, undiluted, gold.

Mmmm, the wonders of plastic.

 

[randomling]

A lot you know. You can't even spell Hen3ry correctly.
(A genuine no-prize for the first person who can tell where that came from.)

Another Tom Lehrer Fan! *shakes hands with Thalmin*

Tragic moment coming up. It's from the spoken intro to the song "We Will All Go Together When We Go". I shan't post the lyrics here (way too much of a hijack) but they are here.

randomling, doing the Vatican Rag

 

[Amos_Sten]

Your a better man than me.

I keep meaning to get my old red box set out of the parents attic but keep getting sidetracked by the lego. Still one day...

 

[MerakSpielman]

Bah; my name generator is the only true name generator. All the other name generators are just poor imitations of the real thing.

Well, I guess my table is a little more advanced than yours, and thus isn't suitable for all people, just the ones who can handle it.