Thats funny, I think I've just been threatened by Canada.
Do your worst Canada! (Limper cracks frosty beverage and watches the miguided Canadians flail inefectually against the US).
PS Canada you can have an office here in Limper Land, we welcome negotiations with your mightly (snicker) nation. You are in charge of the Ministry of Jocularity.
It's the home of the School Up North. But we beat this this year under the new coach, so our record is now 1-0!! And this years team is looking realy sweet. I think we have a good chance at the Big Ten title!!!
Canada has a province called Prince Edward Island, where they grow potatoes (and not much else). So if you want potatoes... we've got potatoes.
BTW the Canadian invasion plan would work, since we wouldn't announce our evil intentions until we've joined a White House touring group, and no one would take us seriously until we've occupied the President's Office. Then they'll listen! Ha!