Spank the flamer, humorous:

[kirinke]

SPANK THE FLAMER
Evocation, Alteration
Cleric,druid,wizard level 1
Components V,S, M
Casting time: 1 standard action
Range: Medium (100ft + 10ft/lvl)
Area or Target: 1-10 individuals
duration: instantanous
Saving throw: none (mostly harmless)
Spell resistance: none (mostly harmless)

Spank the flamer is typically used to teach hecklers a lesson in humility. When cast, it produces a number of random, embaressing (but relatively harmless) afflictions (subject to dm and player imagination).
Alternatively, you can use it to dump a number of smelly objects on the flamer or spammer (ranging from purple goo to flower scented soapsuds). This usually shuts them up and makes them go away. if not, well a good ol mace usually does the trick.....

COMPONENTS:
pointing your finger at said flamer, spammer or heckler and saying now let's be nice or you'll regret it.
Material componets are a small stuffed clown doll and a toy hammer.

feedback welcome. will cast 'Quench' on any flames.

 

[Corlon]

level 3????? I doesn't seem to do anything, maybe make it enchantment and add a will save to make them leave the caster's presence(IE: see them or if withing close range) for an hour per level or something.

or since you want to affect lots of people and only teach them a lesson, maybe make it create a moral penalty to doing anything against the caster.

If you don't want many penalties, I'd say lower the level.

my $0.02

 

[Serpenteye]

Saving throw: none (mostly harmless)
Spell resistance: none (mostly harmless)

I would hardly call the spell harmless, it should definately have a save and SR. Humiliation can be a powerful weapon and everyone targeted by this spell would most definately want to resist it.