Spells with a word substituted with "cheese"

[Bauglir]

And along the 'save or cheese' line we have:

Cheese Living
Finger of Cheese
Circle of Cheese (and of course Uncheese to cheese)
Phantasmal Cheeser
Wail of the Cheese

 

[Altalazar]

Flaming Cheese
Ray of Cheese (how do you tell THOSE apart?)
Limited Cheese

And the most important spell after all of these others:

Protection from Cheese

 

[MichaelH]

Detect Cheese
Dancing Cheese
Nystul's Magic Cheese
Enlarge Cheese
Locate Cheese
Flaming Cheese
Spectral Cheese
Cheese Form

My favorite....Stinking Cheese

 

[Altalazar]

And at least these "cheese" threads aren't using the word "SPAM" instead...

 

[Phoenix_Knightwind]

I can't believe no one mentioned Cheese Swarm!

Poodle Swarm is pretty funny too. It's almost as good as otyugh swarm.

How about Bull's Cheese?
Cheesestrike!
Cheese Form
Chromatic Cheese
Scintilating Cheese
Cloak of Cheese
Trap the poodle
Magic Cheese

 

[Umbran]

Tasha's Hideous Cheese

My finacee is a veterinarian, for whom "Tasha's (Uncontrollable) Hideous Poodle" is all too real

 

[Mordane76]

How can you resist "Cheeseball" (fireball), "Magic Cheese" (Magic Missle), Wall of Cheese (Wall of Force), and "Globe of Cheese" (Globe of invulnerability).

I think Cheese of Invulnerability would be pretty cool...

Cheese Wilting
OR conversely Horrid Cheese-ing

Cheesekill
Cheese-ous Form
Cheesechange
Storm of Cheese
Cheese's Strength
Mark of Cheese
Discern Cheese
Aspect of the Cheese

Wail of the Cheese
OR conversely Cheese of the Banshee


Also... Wail of the Poodle would be a first level spell, but Poodle of the Banshee might be a little scarier...

 

[Tonguez]

Wail of the Bancheese
.

Now thats funny (painfully so but funny)

Magic Cheese against Evil
Cheese Hand
Cheese Fang
Cheese Mouth
Neutralize Cheese

or for a double dose
Magic Cheese against Poodles

 

[Umbran]

Mark of Cheese

Where's the Creative Mountain (Creative Cheese?) when you need him?

 

[Darkness]

My finacee is a veterinarian, for whom "Tasha's (Uncontrollable) Hideous Poodle" is all too real

It once took like 4-6 adults (vet + assistants + my mother) just to hold my late cat still when they wanted to take some of his blood for testing or something. And a few of them got some nasty wounds for their effort.
He was a rather huge cat, though, and also in serious pain at the time.

So I can relate to this; even relatively small animals can be quite hard to restrain if they're sufficiently agitated.