Spells with a word substituted with "cheese"

[Storminator]

I cast Dispel Cheese...

And Waves of Cheese is devastating!

PS

 

[Lauguz]

Book of Cleavage

In a similar vein the cover on the 2nd ed. Tome of Magic inspired my college gaming group to substitute the word "cleavage" in a bunch of spells. That was good for some belly laughs. Good times, good times.

 

[Elder James]

Simply having the names of the new Cheese Substitute spells is funny enough. But perhaps we should start thinking about adding brief descriptors to the new spells.

For instance:

Cheese Shield Evoc: Creatures attacking you take cheese damage; you are protected from dairy products.

or

Cheese Turning Abj: Reflect 1d4+6 levels of cheese back at the caster.

or the ever popular:

Cheese Body Trans: Your body becomes living cheese.

 

[Umbran]

Simply having the names of the new Cheese Substitute spells is funny enough.

Nonono! These are real cheese spells. The Cheese Substitute spells are things like:

Otiluke's Resiliant Velveeta
Commune with Nacho
Cone of Cheetos
Evard's Black Kraft Mac and Cheese

 

[Mordane76]

Following Elder James' lead:


Cheese Wilting: Causes cheese in the area of effect dry out and become very untasty.

Horrid Cheese-ing: Coats victims in the cone of affect with Cheez-Wiz (which is why it's so horrid).

Cheesekill: Fires cheese at lethal velocities at targets, forcing a save versus massive cheese damage.

Cheese-ous Form: Turns the caster into a block of cheese.

Cheesechange: Allows a caster to change one form of cheese into another, such as Brie into Limburger.

Storm of Cheese: Brings about storm clouds from which tons of sharp cheddar cheese rain upon hapless victims.

Cheese's Strength: Gives one the 'strength' of limburger cheese.

Mark of Cheese: Places a mark upon a character, afterwhich all cheese-loving rodents and vermin are attracted to the victim, and attack him mercilessly.

Discern Cheese: Allows the caster to discern the location of any cheese, anywhere on their current plane of existence.

Aspect of the Cheese: Allows the caster to temporarily take on some of the more powerful aspects of Cheese, making him more powerful and... well... cheesy...

 

[Aeolius]

Unseen Cheese

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Wail of the Bancheese: Smell of rotten cheese makes caster scream like a girl.

Cheese/Quest: Target has to go find some cheese.

Enercheese Drain: Robs meals off the cheese. Extra damage against Pizza.

 

[GoldenEagle]

I know some of you have experienced:

GASEOUS CHEESE!

whether you admit it or not

or worse: GASEOUS POODLE - STINKY!

GE

 

[Vaxalon]

Of course, spells aren't the only things that can be cheesy:

Gelatinous Cheese

 

[Vahktang]

Oh gawd.
I had to leave the room to laugh.
Summon Cheese I-IX.

That's the one that did it for me.

More later,

Vahktang