Spells with a word substituted with "cheese"

[Trickstergod]

Oh, let's not forget...

Tenser's Floating Cheese

Or, charm cheese

Cheese strike

Cheesecage

 

[Malcolm]

Bigby's Clenched Cheese
Cheesedigitation
Raise Cheese
True Cheese
Cheese Missle
Cheese Cage
Teleport without Cheese (or Cheese without Error)

 

[Psychotic Jim]

Power Cheese- Kill- Works exactly like Power Word Kill, but involves material and somatic components instead of Verbal, the material being a knife and a cheese and the somatic cutting the cheese with the knife.

 

[Malcolm]

lets not forget the Clerics:

Cheese of Faith
Righteous Wrath of the Cheese

 

[Thresher]

This is even funnier with "poodle."

Cleavage was also another old fav for turning spells into something probably at best immature and at worst screaming purile laughter.

I think its a fair few years to the day when someone was waffling about archtypical male wizards wearing full length dresses and someone, I think it was one of the girls I used to play with pipes up with:
"Must have been casting Otto's Irresistable Cleavage"