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Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
In fact, I was so disappointed with my d20's poor performance last session, I began recording the rolls after a string of 1's, 2's, and 3's. After another 4 hours, I ended up with an average of 9.2 , and that was after a rare surge of high rolls near the end of the session (I believe my d20 sensed how close it was to being forever shelved away).
Heh, I thought my group was the only ones to do this. We've just taken "bad" d20s and just tossed them on the floor. So they didn't give your other dice ideas.
Or given them to the player with the atrocious dice luck (you know each group has one) in hope that it would be so bad it would wrap around to awesome.
Of course, we also used to arrange them all 20s up to train them.
(And yes, like most D&D players we did have a good grasp on statistics and know it's not (usually) the die even if it came up low for an entire evening. It just was fun to anthropomorphize them and have something to blame when the dice hated us.)