Ankh-Morpork Guard
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Chapter 176: Family Matters
Akan barely had a chance to turn and look out the small window behind the bed before there was a beep from the door. He couldn’t help a sigh of annoyance, which was only heightened by the fact that he didn’t even get to say ‘Go away’. Instead, the door opened and an Alraxian woman barged straight in. She was about his height, with long lilac hair that had Akan’s eyes widening in surprise. Most people would probably have described her as beautiful, but Akan was still thrown off by the odd coloured hair. Two very bright blue eyes scoured the entire room before locking on Akan.
A stern expression on her face faded into one that Akan couldn’t even make sense of. She was smiling, though, “Apologize...thought I Marix was here.”
Her voice was soft and somewhat musical, and as she spoke her eyes looked him over from head to tail and then back again. The woman’s dark skin tinted a slightly yellow colour, and while Akan hadn’t completely learned to grasp the silent form of communication that Alraxians had, he knew that he didn’t like this. When he didn’t actually say anything, the smile on her face grew and that odd expression with it, “New you are? Boy from the stars, they call you...Jedi even...,” her gaze drifted over him one more time, and this time he read her expression as something at least close to amusement, “No one say Star Boy look so good.”
Akan took a very large step back at hearing that. With those words, he’d also managed to pinpoint what exactly that look in her eyes was. Predatory. And the way she kept looking him over like some meal was making him feel even more uneasy. Somehow, he doubted she actually wanted to kill him. The fact that this was terrifying would likely have been humorous if Akan was watching this from the sidelines.
Seeing his discomfort only caused her smile to grow. She even took another step forward, causing Akan to become hyper aware that he was going to be cornered in about two more steps, “Maybe like you Jedi Boy better?”
If he had ever found her attractive for the slightest of moments, hearing her speak would have killed all interest. Not her voice itself, as it was as dangerous as she looked to be when it came to attractiveness, but from the way she butchered Basic. Sure, she knew the words, but grammar and sentence structure really helped out when it came to general understanding.
But his mind locked onto what she’d said, and in a strangely angry sounding voice from what he was used to hearing from himself, Akan allowed himself a low growl, “Don’t call me Jedi Boy.”
The fact that this was Shadow’s nickname for him had nothing at all to do with it. Nothing. Nope. Nothing at all. He just didn’t like it. But with Shadow, he didn’t have to tell her that. She knew because of the link. He was always just as annoyed when she called him that. Always. Definitely. Even if he did grin. Or laugh. Or do his best to just act annoyed. But it still had nothing to do with Shadow at all.
Despite the almost threatening tone in his voice, the woman still stepped forward and grinned, “No like it?” but she just shrugged and gave the room one more look before eyeing him again, “You tell Marix something for me, please?”
“What?” Akan nearly hissed the word, having decided to just get this over with as soon as possible. Then she’d leave. Then she’d stop inspecting him like some meal.
“Tell her cousin Kato will speak to her. She see me quick if she get back,” the Alraxian woman, Kato, smiled and stepped forward one more time. Her skin went through a few different colours, all with tinges of that same yellow to them. Very carefully, she reached up and brushed his hair back. Or at least tried to. When she touched his fringe he immediately reacted by reaching up and grabbing her wrist.
He didn’t even take notice of how Shadow-like his reaction had been. Instead, his focus was staring Kato straight in the eyes. Akan squeezed her wrist a little too hard before throwing it back at her, forcing himself not to do anything else. Her skin took on a more blue coloured tint and she sighed, rubbing her wrist noticeably. But her voice stayed the same, soft and musical and a little too friendly, “You tell her quick. Important.”
And then, with one last soft touch of his shoulder, Kato spun around and exited the room. Akan stood as menacingly as he could until the door silently irised closed before letting out a long sigh and nearly collapsing onto the bed. Why that woman...Kato, whatever, got him so worked up was beyond him. But she did get him worked up. No, it was more than just worked up. She got him angry. And he couldn’t even explain why, which just made things worse. Whatever it was, he didn’t understand it, and probably would like it even less if he did.
Out of frustration he kicked the nearby wall hard. To his surprise, the hard surface actually absorbed his foot very slightly, and in his mind he heard a Loki-like voice. [That hurt.]
Or at least, Akan thought he heard it. Honestly, he was pretty sure that the words didn’t arrive in his brain in Basic, but somewhere in his head they were being translated. Well, somewhere they were being translated and interpreted. Upon realizing he’d actually ‘heard’ a voice, he did the only sensible thing he could think of.
Akan turned back to the wall, nodded his head politely, and apologized to it, “Sorry.”
The fact that he had just apologized to a wall was lost on him for the moment. [Forgiveness.] it said to him in the same tone. An odd sensation ran up his spine and Akan couldn’t help looking up to the ceiling slightly. [You are future.]
“Huh?” Akan raised an eyebrow and stepped back to sit on the bed. Talking to a wall was one thing, and if he was really going crazy it was probably best to do so on a comfortable bed.
The ‘wall’ seemed to think about his question for a moment before attempting something else. [Many futures. Many gone. You are...unknown to me. But like other before you.]
“What do you mean, unknown?” Akan asked up, wondering idly if talking to the ceiling would help this all make more sense, “And what other before me?”
Off next to the wardrobe, a small holoprojector-like device activated and Akan watched a small image of the current Emperor, Cole, appeared. And then he understood what the wall had been telling him, “Oh! You mean I’m like Cole? He was...was human at one point, yes?”
[Like you.] the wall confirmed as the holoprojection shut off.
With a deep breath, Akan looked around the room once more. He’d only woken up a couple of hours earlier, but for some reason he felt absolutely exhausted. It didn’t help that Shadow was gone and he had no idea of anything about this place...and that little encounter with Kato had drained him, though he didn’t exactly know why it had. But why didn’t matter. Idly, he asked the room in general, “What’s the best way to get some sleep in this place?”
[Close your eyes, lay back, and promise not to kick anymore walls.] the voice answered just a second after he’d asked.
Akan couldn’t help but grin as he flopped back on the large bed. Closing his eyes, Akan said more quietly, “I’m sorry about that...I didn’t exactly know. And that...that Kato or whatever the Sith her name is. She just really...annoyed me. But I promise not to kick anymore walls.”
[Enaijai’la Kato is in line for the throne.] the room announced to Akan. [Though she is a...a...]
It paused. For five minutes, the whatever it was searched for the correct word. And then, when it finally had it, the voice actually sounded smug. [A runner up.]
Through a yawn, Akan said, “Well, I guess I know who’s first in line...though I can’t help but wonder where I fit into this mess.”
Akan didn’t exactly wait for an answer, though. [That would make you ah...] it realized that the occupant of the small room had fallen asleep. While the palace itself never slept, it did understand the concept well enough. [Night night.]
Bored, if a palace could be bored at least, it kept its attention on him anyway. Besides, it wasn’t needed anywhere else for anything beyond the usual. Opening doors, running water, fixing this and that. But here was a new person. Not only new, but a Jedi from the rumors...and the palace heard enough rumors to know which ones to pay attention to. It had knowledge passing back close to fifteen thousand standard years, and while the Jedi were featured fairly well in Alraxian history...these days, there were none. The palace was not going to pass up such an interesting opportunity, even if it only watched him sleep.
Akan barely had a chance to turn and look out the small window behind the bed before there was a beep from the door. He couldn’t help a sigh of annoyance, which was only heightened by the fact that he didn’t even get to say ‘Go away’. Instead, the door opened and an Alraxian woman barged straight in. She was about his height, with long lilac hair that had Akan’s eyes widening in surprise. Most people would probably have described her as beautiful, but Akan was still thrown off by the odd coloured hair. Two very bright blue eyes scoured the entire room before locking on Akan.
A stern expression on her face faded into one that Akan couldn’t even make sense of. She was smiling, though, “Apologize...thought I Marix was here.”
Her voice was soft and somewhat musical, and as she spoke her eyes looked him over from head to tail and then back again. The woman’s dark skin tinted a slightly yellow colour, and while Akan hadn’t completely learned to grasp the silent form of communication that Alraxians had, he knew that he didn’t like this. When he didn’t actually say anything, the smile on her face grew and that odd expression with it, “New you are? Boy from the stars, they call you...Jedi even...,” her gaze drifted over him one more time, and this time he read her expression as something at least close to amusement, “No one say Star Boy look so good.”
Akan took a very large step back at hearing that. With those words, he’d also managed to pinpoint what exactly that look in her eyes was. Predatory. And the way she kept looking him over like some meal was making him feel even more uneasy. Somehow, he doubted she actually wanted to kill him. The fact that this was terrifying would likely have been humorous if Akan was watching this from the sidelines.
Seeing his discomfort only caused her smile to grow. She even took another step forward, causing Akan to become hyper aware that he was going to be cornered in about two more steps, “Maybe like you Jedi Boy better?”
If he had ever found her attractive for the slightest of moments, hearing her speak would have killed all interest. Not her voice itself, as it was as dangerous as she looked to be when it came to attractiveness, but from the way she butchered Basic. Sure, she knew the words, but grammar and sentence structure really helped out when it came to general understanding.
But his mind locked onto what she’d said, and in a strangely angry sounding voice from what he was used to hearing from himself, Akan allowed himself a low growl, “Don’t call me Jedi Boy.”
The fact that this was Shadow’s nickname for him had nothing at all to do with it. Nothing. Nope. Nothing at all. He just didn’t like it. But with Shadow, he didn’t have to tell her that. She knew because of the link. He was always just as annoyed when she called him that. Always. Definitely. Even if he did grin. Or laugh. Or do his best to just act annoyed. But it still had nothing to do with Shadow at all.
Despite the almost threatening tone in his voice, the woman still stepped forward and grinned, “No like it?” but she just shrugged and gave the room one more look before eyeing him again, “You tell Marix something for me, please?”
“What?” Akan nearly hissed the word, having decided to just get this over with as soon as possible. Then she’d leave. Then she’d stop inspecting him like some meal.
“Tell her cousin Kato will speak to her. She see me quick if she get back,” the Alraxian woman, Kato, smiled and stepped forward one more time. Her skin went through a few different colours, all with tinges of that same yellow to them. Very carefully, she reached up and brushed his hair back. Or at least tried to. When she touched his fringe he immediately reacted by reaching up and grabbing her wrist.
He didn’t even take notice of how Shadow-like his reaction had been. Instead, his focus was staring Kato straight in the eyes. Akan squeezed her wrist a little too hard before throwing it back at her, forcing himself not to do anything else. Her skin took on a more blue coloured tint and she sighed, rubbing her wrist noticeably. But her voice stayed the same, soft and musical and a little too friendly, “You tell her quick. Important.”
And then, with one last soft touch of his shoulder, Kato spun around and exited the room. Akan stood as menacingly as he could until the door silently irised closed before letting out a long sigh and nearly collapsing onto the bed. Why that woman...Kato, whatever, got him so worked up was beyond him. But she did get him worked up. No, it was more than just worked up. She got him angry. And he couldn’t even explain why, which just made things worse. Whatever it was, he didn’t understand it, and probably would like it even less if he did.
Out of frustration he kicked the nearby wall hard. To his surprise, the hard surface actually absorbed his foot very slightly, and in his mind he heard a Loki-like voice. [That hurt.]
Or at least, Akan thought he heard it. Honestly, he was pretty sure that the words didn’t arrive in his brain in Basic, but somewhere in his head they were being translated. Well, somewhere they were being translated and interpreted. Upon realizing he’d actually ‘heard’ a voice, he did the only sensible thing he could think of.
Akan turned back to the wall, nodded his head politely, and apologized to it, “Sorry.”
The fact that he had just apologized to a wall was lost on him for the moment. [Forgiveness.] it said to him in the same tone. An odd sensation ran up his spine and Akan couldn’t help looking up to the ceiling slightly. [You are future.]
“Huh?” Akan raised an eyebrow and stepped back to sit on the bed. Talking to a wall was one thing, and if he was really going crazy it was probably best to do so on a comfortable bed.
The ‘wall’ seemed to think about his question for a moment before attempting something else. [Many futures. Many gone. You are...unknown to me. But like other before you.]
“What do you mean, unknown?” Akan asked up, wondering idly if talking to the ceiling would help this all make more sense, “And what other before me?”
Off next to the wardrobe, a small holoprojector-like device activated and Akan watched a small image of the current Emperor, Cole, appeared. And then he understood what the wall had been telling him, “Oh! You mean I’m like Cole? He was...was human at one point, yes?”
[Like you.] the wall confirmed as the holoprojection shut off.
With a deep breath, Akan looked around the room once more. He’d only woken up a couple of hours earlier, but for some reason he felt absolutely exhausted. It didn’t help that Shadow was gone and he had no idea of anything about this place...and that little encounter with Kato had drained him, though he didn’t exactly know why it had. But why didn’t matter. Idly, he asked the room in general, “What’s the best way to get some sleep in this place?”
[Close your eyes, lay back, and promise not to kick anymore walls.] the voice answered just a second after he’d asked.
Akan couldn’t help but grin as he flopped back on the large bed. Closing his eyes, Akan said more quietly, “I’m sorry about that...I didn’t exactly know. And that...that Kato or whatever the Sith her name is. She just really...annoyed me. But I promise not to kick anymore walls.”
[Enaijai’la Kato is in line for the throne.] the room announced to Akan. [Though she is a...a...]
It paused. For five minutes, the whatever it was searched for the correct word. And then, when it finally had it, the voice actually sounded smug. [A runner up.]
Through a yawn, Akan said, “Well, I guess I know who’s first in line...though I can’t help but wonder where I fit into this mess.”
Akan didn’t exactly wait for an answer, though. [That would make you ah...] it realized that the occupant of the small room had fallen asleep. While the palace itself never slept, it did understand the concept well enough. [Night night.]
Bored, if a palace could be bored at least, it kept its attention on him anyway. Besides, it wasn’t needed anywhere else for anything beyond the usual. Opening doors, running water, fixing this and that. But here was a new person. Not only new, but a Jedi from the rumors...and the palace heard enough rumors to know which ones to pay attention to. It had knowledge passing back close to fifteen thousand standard years, and while the Jedi were featured fairly well in Alraxian history...these days, there were none. The palace was not going to pass up such an interesting opportunity, even if it only watched him sleep.