Stats for a Cow? Help...


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Warning!

Whatever you do, don't convert the cow from the Elfquest game! A good friend of mine played that game once, and the first thing that the players encountered was a cow. They decided to kill the thing.

One player ended up with a broken leg, of which he later died. They never did kill the cow.
 

Re: Warning!

Kwalish Kid said:
Whatever you do, don't convert the cow from the Elfquest game! A good friend of mine played that game once, and the first thing that the players encountered was a cow. They decided to kill the thing.

One player ended up with a broken leg, of which he later died. They never did kill the cow.
Maybe it was a Dire Cow!

Completely OT: I am featured in today's PVP! (well, sorta) :D :D :D
 

Pah! Everyone knows that cows have 1 hit point and explode when you kill them, dealing 2d6 points of damage to everyone within a 10' radius. Also, the legs on one side are shorter than the other. This makes it easy for them to stand on hillsides, but makes them prone to tipping over.
 

does the Diablo d20 expansions have cow stats in them? You would think they had better because of Diablo 2 having the secret cow level in it.

Hell Bovines are great for leveling up, but suck to fight on Hell difficulty
 


Avatar of the North said:
does the Diablo d20 expansions have cow stats in them? You would think they had better because of Diablo 2 having the secret cow level in it.

Actually I think it was provided as a free download from Wizards of the Coast. I'd provide a link but I can't open their site for some reason.
 


Cow stats

Enjoy:

Cow (bison)
Cow (domestic): CR -; Medium Animal; HD 2d8+2; hp 10; Init -2; Spd 20ft; AC 8 (-2 Dex); Atks +2 melee (1d4+1 bite); AL N; SV Fort +3, Ref -2, Will -3; Str 13, Dex 6, Con 13, Int 1, Wis 4, Cha 10.
 

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