Stats for a Squirrel Swarm?

[heirodule]

Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

They're very hungry..

 

[jdrakeh]

Obviously, Russians use the Rolemaster small animal crit chart

 

[Voadam]

Squirrel swarm stats can be found in the pdf Secrets of the Squirrel. Coincidentally I just bought it about an hour ago, but haven't downloaded and read it yet.

 

[Dragonbait]

They should have more hit dice and a better AC, since they Russian squirrels.

Edit: No, it was not meant to be a pun. If I wanted to, I'd say that those squirrels were nuts. There. That's a pun. Happy? I thought so..

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

the squirrel attacks

the squirrel misses

the squirrel crits

you are dead ... attempting resurrection

 

[HinterWelt]

Not exactly d20 but I have to say it...Squirrel Attack!

Bill

 

[Imperialus]

Why You Throw Nut?!

ahh the joys of old in jokes. I'm impressed I could find that on my hard drive.

 

[Bardsandsages]

Actually, I'm still trying to determine the stats for the Lord and Master.

And what level spell is "Squirrelly Wrath," anyway?

 

[Ferret]

Sounds like sometihn out of monty python.... Woah.

NOBODY expects the Black Russian Squirrels! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and a +1 bonus to attack for higher ground.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

NOBODY expects the Black Russian Squirrels! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, a +1 bonus to attack for higher ground, and nice glossy black coats - Oh damn!