Steve Jobs resigns as Apple CEO

[Dannyalcatraz]

I wonder what his cult will do without him. It may be amusing to observe.

I have already erected a life-sized effigy of him in my backyard to pray to, made entirely of packaging from Apple products. I'm planning to build a larger effigy of him of wicker, filling it with non-Apple products and burning it on the Summer Solstice.

I also understand that the creatures he keeps under seal in his office at Apple HQ will be released to wreak havoc upon the world by giving them free reign in their efforts to make PC-only computer viruses. (He used to let them only do a couple a year, but without his rituals...)

 

[Relique du Madde]

I wonder what his cult will do without him. It may be amusing to observe.

I'm certain some will dress in black turtle neck and jeans, shave their heads, done white sneakers, down a cyanide laced latte, and wait for the next comet to pass.