Stop smoking, the D&D way!

[Oni]

Now we just need a campaign setting.

How about FCCG (Flavor Country Campaign Guide)?

 

[Wormwood]

Since I play 4e I have a 50% shot at that sweet, sweet nicotine.

Just kidding. Of course this is actually a Skill Challenge.

 

[Mark]

Well, obviously the campaign to use is Grayhock!

 

[Pbartender]

Since I play 4e I have a 50% shot at that sweet, sweet nicotine.

No, no, no... In 4E, the sweet, sweet nicotine makes an attack vs. your Will defense, which goes up by +1 every other level.

 

[Halivar]

Yuck. I think it's pretty safe to say that if you ever hit "bloodied", you're way past half your hit points...

 

[Evilhalfling]

My Fav smoking story is a friend of mine who thought "Hey I can buy a lot of Magic Cards, with the money I'm spending."
He quit cold turkey and bought cards, spending at least as much as he spent on smokes.
9 months later he was bored with magic, sold his cards and started smoking again.
Apparently he feels required to have one and only one addictive vice.

 

[arscott]

EvilHalfling, that reminds me of my cousin Robyn.

Rather than caving in to smoking, or taking up some other unhealty vice, Robyn developed a sock habit.

Figuring that a pack of new socks was cheaper than a pack of cigarrettes, Robyn never wore a pair of socks more than once. He'd just donate his dirty socks to charity and buy a new pack.

 

[Asmor]

EvilHalfling, that reminds me of my cousin Robyn.

Rather than caving in to smoking, or taking up some other unhealty vice, Robyn developed a sock habit.

Figuring that a pack of new socks was cheaper than a pack of cigarrettes, Robyn never wore a pair of socks more than once. He'd just donate his dirty socks to charity and buy a new pack.

Wow. I feel lucky if the pair of socks I'm wearing on any given day is clean!

 

[catsclaw227]

Men generally treat underwear and socks the same way.

A dude can wear underwear until it deteriorates into a waistband and a pair of leg holes. Socks are worn until they are ankle straps with a thin slice of fabric for the heel.

That's just gross....

 

[Starbuck_II]

Men generally treat underwear and socks the same way.

A dude can wear underwear until it deteriorates into a waistband and a pair of leg holes. Socks are worn until they are ankle straps with a thin slice of fabric for the heel.

That's just gross....

Whoa? I mean there has been a day I did'nt change them because they were just so comfortable, but rewearing dirty ones? Eww.

I have clean clothes with holes I'll keep wearing till they look likes string cheese though. I like to call them my "Hole-y" clothes (get the pun).