Stop smoking, the D&D way!

[Mark]

Men generally treat underwear and socks the same way.

A dude can wear underwear until it deteriorates into a waistband and a pair of leg holes.

You've been misinformed, Mister Chinaski. Please, put on some new underwear.

 

[Festivus]

I probably have not smoked anything in over 10 years, and have zero desire to go back to it... however reading this thread I can still feel the urge. Ever so slight but it's there. You can NEVER get rid of it, I am convinced of that... and I know if I had even just one I would slide right back down that slippery slope. Be strong.

So says "Chester McFlegmcookie"!

 

[Asmor]

A dude can wear underwear until it deteriorates into a waistband and a pair of leg holes. Socks are worn until they are ankle straps with a thin slice of fabric for the heel.

You don't know how close that is to the literal truth for me...

As long as the elastic portions are still there and there's enough fabric clinging in place to cover the choice bits, the underwear's good enough for my uses.

My fiancée mocks me mercilessly for it. Excuse me for not running out and wasting money on new clothes when the ones I've got are perfectly functional, if a little unsightly. It's underwear for a reason, dammit!

 

[Pbartender]

You've been misinformed, Mister Chinaski. Please, put on some new underwear.

Grossly misinformed.

 

[Dragon Snack]

He didn't say he didn't wash them, just that he wore them until they fell apart...

What? Stop looking at my underwear!