surgery done(no bionic implant) "to heck with p-kitty" officially on! (ot)

[Piratecat]

My, just LOOK at all the people who are saying, "I want to be banned! I want to have a stupid title! I want my post count slashed!" Hmmm. Just because I don't tend to abuse my Admin power doesn't mean that I can't be talked into it. Revenge will be sweet, I have no doubt.

I think I just lost half a lung laughing. Snort.

I will ask, though, that you please refrain from posting real/photoshopped pictures of me; I'm not entirely comfortable with that. Thanks!

 

[seasong]

We all love PirateCat, don't we guys?

And we all love baby pictures...

 

[seasong]

Here's a picture from his youth, when the moderator to be was backpacking across Europe in search of wisdom. After meeting Morrus (a little known relative of the finicky AdvertiserCat), his path was clear - to become a moderator!

 

[seasong]

Here is an early pic of PC when he was first learning to type.

 

[seasong]

And later, when he practiced spotting bad words and censoring them.

He later learned how to do this remotely.

 

[seasong]

Administrating remotely had an additional advantage. No one cared about his lack of fashion sense. And really, did the star-spangled cowboy hat ever go out of style? Really?

 

[seasong]

Secure in his remote bunker, PC felt ready to take on any kind of administrative task, large or small!

 

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As his fame grew, he became particularly well known for his tolerance of different people.

Even very different people.

 

[seasong]

Here, he poses with Fred the Goldfish to promote interspecies harmony on the message boards. Fred was a great mascot for PC, symbolizing his even-handedness and lack of racism.

 

[seasong]

Another of the copious poses between these two greats: PirateCat and Fred the Goldfish.

What a team!