surgery done(no bionic implant) "to heck with p-kitty" officially on! (ot)

[Skullfyre]

*Wondering if I have life insurance coverage for wrath of Piratecat*

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

Piratecat: The EN! True Hollywood Story

Does anyone remember his disastrous stint replacing Justin Timberlake? It seems he didn't quite understand the band's name.

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

This brush with fame led to his now-infamous November 1986 Playcat centerfold.

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

Piratecat's brief sex-symbol status was ruined, however, when paparazzi snapped this scandalous photo of him in a rather compromising position.

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

He made this all-too-obvious attempt at trying to regain his stud status six months later with a spicy photo shoot, but the public wasn't buying it.

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

Piratecat made a desperate attempt to hide from the media.

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

And although Jennifer Lopez tried to identify with him, their brief marriage was the final nail in the coffin.

 

[alsih2o]

AAARGH! in-sink jokes...make it stop!

 

[Kesh]

After his failed fling, PirateCat returned home to mother. However, friends soon became concerned that he had become too clingy:

 

[Zhure]

When hangovers go awry.