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Tabris gets mauled by Kendaz...multiple times..

Darkwolf

First Post
<Darkwolf> stats please
<Kendaz> coming up
<Tabris> Thug 2
<Tabris> Sig Style(Thorn),Gang Member(N/A),Dirty Trick
<Kendaz> heh
<Kendaz> you just copied what I told you
<Kendaz> hehe
<Tabris> yes
<Tabris> lol
<Tabris> im really lazy
<Kendaz> Kendaz the Phoenix of the Hell Swamp
<Kendaz> Member of the Team Rocket Volcano Gang
<Kendaz> Boss of the Hell Swamp gang
<Kendaz> Gang Boss 3
<Kendaz> 4-12 Yen 4
<Kendaz> quote:
<Kendaz> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<Kendaz>
<Kendaz> Thug: Signature Style (Phoenix),Gang Member (Hells),Dirty Trick
<Kendaz> Gang Boss: Signature Location (Swamp),Sneaky Trick,Gang Member(Volcano)
<Kendaz> !mb ybinsult
<MeowthBot> Kendaz: I find your sibling to be diseased, your school to be lewd, and your punch to be irrelevant.
<Tabris> i only got 3 hours sleep last night so i am trying to avoid doing stuff
<Kendaz> heh
<Kendaz> cool
<Darkwolf> !mb ybmaster
<MeowthBot> Darkwolf: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the delta west of Mount Kachi on the dusk of the lotus blossom.
<Kendaz> <MeowthBot> Kendaz: I find your sibling to be diseased, your school to be lewd, and your punch to be irrelevant.
<Kendaz> generate an insult tavris
<Kendaz> "!mb ybinsult
<Kendaz> without the "
<Tabris> !mb ybinsult
<MeowthBot> Tabris: I find your son to be incredibly childish, your school to be irrelevant, and your chi to
be hilarious.
<Darkwolf> insults Tabris
<Kendaz> set length and style Tabris
<Tabris> ok
<Tabris> 3 flag speed
<Darkwolf> MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the delta west of Mount Kachi on the dusk of the lotus blossom.
<Kendaz> you first my frien
<Kendaz> d
<Kendaz> heh
<Tabris> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Tabris: The panther spins facing the steppes; falls next to the quickening of the battlements!
<Kendaz> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Kendaz: The turtle swims facing the savanna; negates the violence of the vermin!
<Kendaz> done
<Darkwolf> turtles swim more often than panthers spin....Point Kendaz
<Kendaz> still you Tabris
<Darkwolf> 1 Kendaz; 0 Tabris
<Tabris> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Tabris: The phoenix devours the spring; wards off the kick of the stone!
<Tabris> done
<Kendaz> poing
<Kendaz> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Kendaz: The staff thrusts the ruins; conceals the slash of the cat and dexterously redirects the descent of the ki!
<Darkwolf> autopoint Kendaz
<Kendaz> Done (I wish I had a PB right now)
<Darkwolf> 2 Kendaz; 0 Tabris
<Kendaz> still you
<Tabris> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Tabris: The phoenix assails the swamp; fends off the punch of the steam!
<Tabris> done
<Kendaz> double poing
<Darkwolf> match Kendaz
<Kendaz> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Kendaz: The dagger decimates the ricefield; scatters the roar of the stone!
<Kendaz> go again?
<Darkwolf> unless he got a thorn move...
<Darkwolf> which he didnt
<Kendaz> !mb ybinsult
<MeowthBot> Kendaz: I find your Lady and your cat to be mad, your fish pond to be tattered, and your teachings to be callused.
<Kendaz> heh
<Kendaz> Glad Tabris isn't in Meowth's Ganf
<Kendaz> Glad Tabris isn't in Meowth's Gang
<Tabris> !mb ybinsult
<MeowthBot> Tabris: I find your uncle to be nonexistant, your castle to be odd, and your experience to be careless.
<Darkwolf> insults Kendaz
<Kendaz> 3 Flag speed strat
<Darkwolf> !mb ybmaster
<MeowthBot> Darkwolf: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the mesa north-west of Dancing Buddha's Shrine on the dusk of the mongoose.
<Kendaz> <MeowthBot> 1: The chimera invades the palace; grasps the roar of the lightbeam!
<Kendaz> <MeowthBot> 2: The hammer vanquishes the well; conceals the violence of the comet!
<Kendaz> <MeowthBot> 3: The scorpion nails the wetlands; avoids the tempest of the clouds!
<Kendaz> <MeowthBot> 4: The panther blasts the ricefield; waves away the descent of the clouds!
<Kendaz> <MeowthBot> 5: The claw punches in the midst of the fountain; silences the assailment of the steam!
<Kendaz> type /msg MeowthBot ybhand
<Kendaz> then highlight what the bot spits out
<Kendaz> and paste it here
<Darkwolf> this is going to have to be my last fight for a few..
<Kendaz> k
<Tabris> <MeowthBot> 1: The gold fist prances within the spring; shields the violence of the rosewood!
<Tabris> <MeowthBot> 2: The toad breaks the palace; silences the terror of the fell dagger!
<Tabris> <MeowthBot> 3: The tiger swims within the glade as it skillfully rends the canine; waves away the speed of the water!
<Tabris> <MeowthBot> 4: The dagger impales the tower; defends against the rolling of the wyrm!
<Tabris> <MeowthBot> 5: The raven devours the ricefield and illuminates the comet; parts the efforts of the orchid!
<Kendaz> you first Tabris
<Tabris> <MeowthBot> 1: The gold fist prances within the spring; shields the violence of the rosewood!
<Tabris> <MeowthBot> 2: The toad breaks the palace; silences the terror of the fell dagger!
<Tabris> <MeowthBot> 3: The tiger swims within the glade as it skillfully rends the canine; waves away the speed of the water!
<Tabris> <MeowthBot> 4: The dagger impales the tower; defends against the rolling of the wyrm!
<Tabris> <MeowthBot> 5: The raven devours the ricefield and illuminates the comet; parts the efforts of the orchid!
<Tabris> damit
<Kendaz> highlight the one you want and press ctrl+v
<Tabris> ok
<Tabris> The dagger impales the tower; defends against the rolling of the wyrm!
<Tabris> done
<Kendaz> The hammer vanquishes the well; conceals the violence of the comet!
<Kendaz> done
<Darkwolf> I like the synergy of Tabris' move...
<Darkwolf> Point Tabris
<Darkwolf> 1 flag Tabris; 0 flags Kendaz
<Kendaz> still you Tabris
<Tabris> The toad breaks the palace; silences the terror of the fell dagger!
<Tabris> done
<Kendaz> The panther blasts the ricefield; waves away the descent of the clouds!
<Kendaz> done
<Darkwolf> hmm....breaks is much better than blasts....you can blast all you want..and it may do absolutely nothing...
<Darkwolf> Point Tabris; 2 flags Tabris; 0 flags Kendaz
<Kendaz> still you Tabris
<Tabris> The raven devours the ricefield and illuminates the comet; parts the efforts of the orchid!
<Tabris> done
<Kendaz> DT
<Darkwolf> go Kendaz
<Kendaz> still him
<Kendaz> oops
<Kendaz> me it is
<Darkwolf> new hands first though
<Kendaz> sorry
<Kendaz> <MeowthBot> 1: The crane assails the plain; protects against the speed of the rainbow!
<Kendaz> <MeowthBot> 2: The lotus blossom fiercely devastates the plain; averts the energy of the lily!
<Kendaz> <MeowthBot> 3: The staff suddenly vanquishes the cemetery; scatters the gaze of the four winds!
<Kendaz> <MeowthBot> 4: The dagger tramples the temple; shields the stab of the rain!
<Kendaz> <MeowthBot> 5: The dragon falls with the palace; wards off the rolling of the sunflower!
<Kendaz> hand Tabris
*** GoblinKing has joined #ybfight
<Tabris> <MeowthBot> 1: The snake swims near the river; redirects the motion of the steel!
<Tabris> <MeowthBot> 2: The chopstick drowns the ricefield; guards against the beauty of the snow and elegantly waves away the tempest of the rain!
<Tabris> <MeowthBot> 3: The tree slaughters the steppes; dominates the kick of the moon!
<Tabris> <MeowthBot> 4: The manta ray quells the ruins; dominates the efforts of the canine!
<Tabris> <MeowthBot> 5: The spear sweeps next to the garden; redirects the thrust of the cat!
<Darkwolf> Kendaz is first...
<Kendaz> The lotus blossom fiercely devastates the plain; averts the energy of the lily!
<Kendaz> Done
<Kendaz> go Tabris
<Tabris> The chopstick drowns the ricefield; guards against the beauty of the snow and elegantly waves away the tempest of the rain!
<Darkwolf> hmm....
<Darkwolf> something doing something that doesn't make sense vs something doing something that doesn't make sense..
<Darkwolf> this one is going to have to go to Kendaz for the more damaging move...even if it doesn't make sense
<Darkwolf> Point Kendaz; 2 flags Tabris; 1 Kendaz
<Kendaz> The staff suddenly vanquishes the cemetery; scatters the gaze of the four winds!
<Kendaz> done
<Tabris> The tree slaughters the steppes; dominates the kick of the moon!
<Tabris> done
<Darkwolf> hmm....point to Kendaz for the surprise factor....
<Darkwolf> 2 flags all
<Kendaz> The crane assails the plain; protects against the speed of the rainbow!
<Kendaz> ST:plain
<Kendaz> Done
<Tabris> The snake swims near the river; redirects the motion of the steel!
<Tabris> done
<Darkwolf> (proper response to that should have been dirty trick, I think...we'll see if it hurts you)
<Darkwolf> hmmm.....snakes can swim....and there could be bodies of water near a river...
<Darkwolf> cranes can assail plains for food....
<Darkwolf> points and match Kendaz
<Kendaz> ok
<Kendaz> yah!
<Kendaz> gang lord
<Kendaz> i think
<Darkwolf> Kendaz - gang lord 0...
<Darkwolf> Tabris Thug 0
<Kendaz> I'll get GK to judge this one Tabris
<Kendaz> since DW will be away
<Tabris> ok
<Darkwolf> Kendaz gets a useless sneaky truck
<Kendaz> nope
<Kendaz> DT
<Kendaz> already had ST
<Darkwolf> Kendaz ahh...tier 4
<Kendaz> Sig Loc,DT,Gang Member
<Kendaz> yep
<Darkwolf> I don't know the yaks off the top of my head...
<Kendaz> nor do I
<Darkwolf> sig loc = plains..
<Kendaz> had to go check
<Kendaz> I go edit my stats
<Kendaz> back in a sec Tabris
<Darkwolf> ok...back in 10 or so...
<Tabris> ok
<Kendaz> you can beat me up then
<Kendaz> I am the second highest Yakuza ever
<Kendaz> heh
<Kendaz> that's so very sad
<Tabris> lol
<GoblinKing> Deathstalker is coming...
<Kendaz> he just got beaten
<Kendaz> grr
<Kendaz> you just screwed up my perfect gang record
<Kendaz> :p
<Tabris> ok so are we ready?
<Kendaz> yep
<GoblinKing> brb - grabbing coffee
<Kendaz> getting stats now
<Kendaz> k
<Tabris> k
<Kendaz> I'll take this record to update my gang standing
<GoblinKing> back
<Kendaz> k
<Tabris> so is we ready to fight?
<Kendaz> back in a sec
<Kendaz> made some mistakes
<Kendaz> and getting stats
<Tabris> ok ill take this time to pee
<Kendaz> k
<Tabris> ok lets go
<GoblinKing> Match Kendaz
<GoblinKing> Peter the Peon's up now
<Tabris> hurry i gtg soon
<GoblinKing> OK, ignore my stupidity them
<GoblinKing> stats please
<Tabris> Thug 0
<Kendaz> Kendaz the Phoenix of the Volcanic Plains and Hell Swamp
<Kendaz> Member of the Team Rocket Island Gang
<Kendaz> Boss of the Hell Swamp gang
<Kendaz> Gang Lord 0
<Kendaz> 6-12 Yen 4
<Kendaz> quote:
<Kendaz> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<Kendaz>
<Kendaz> Thug: Signature Style (Phoenix),Gang Member (Hells),Dirty Trick
<Kendaz> Gang Boss: Signature Location (Swamp),Sneaky Trick,Gang Member(Volcano)
<Kendaz> Gang Lord: Signature Location (Plains), Gang Member(Island), Dirty Trick
<Kendaz> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<Tabris> Sig Style(Thorn),Gang Member(N/A),Dirty Trick
<Kendaz> oops need to change some of that
<Kendaz> but that can be done later
<Kendaz> !mb ybinsult
<MeowthBot> Kendaz: I find your spouse to be awful, your dojo to be useless, and your skill to be dormant.
<Tabris> !mb ybinsult
<MeowthBot> Tabris: I find your guard to be arrogant, your building to be odd, and your victories to be clumsy.
<GoblinKing> an odd building is more amusing than a useless one
<GoblinKing> insults Tabris
<Tabris> 3 flag speed
<Kendaz> you first
<GoblinKing> !mb master
<GoblinKing> !mb ybmaster
<MeowthBot> GoblinKing: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the ruins south-east of Shangtung Mountain on the evening of the fox.
<GoblinKing> Tabris?
<Tabris> sry
<Tabris> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Tabris: The chimera falls by the madlands; silences the efforts of the body!
<Kendaz> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Kendaz: The wolf leaps over the badlands; absorbs the onslaught of the cat!
<Kendaz> done
*** Retrieving #ybfight info...
*** Darkwolf changes topic to 'YB Fight Channel || <Darkwolf> Is this a fight or a circus show? || Tabris v Kendaz'
<GoblinKing> Hmmm. Kendaz by a whisker
<Kendaz> Circus Show of Cause
<Kendaz> I am showing off all the beasties that live in my locations
<GoblinKing> 1K 0T
<Tabris> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Tabris: The thunder slays the badlands; defends against the touch of the reptile!
<Tabris> done
<Kendaz> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Kendaz: The rabbit poetically shreds the ruins as it impales the Citadel of Lord Lao; negates the rising of the eyes!
<Kendaz> done
<Kendaz> that's one heck of a rabbit
<GoblinKing> It most certainly is.
<GoblinKing> 2K 0T
<Kendaz> still you Tabris
<Tabris> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Tabris: The chopstick moves facing the wastelands; grasps the tempest of the stone!
<Tabris> done
<Darkwolf> (The rabbit poetically shreds the necks; negates the charge of King Arthur!)
<Kendaz> lol
<Kendaz> ;)
<Kendaz> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Kendaz: The mantis tracks below the desert; shields the assailment of the wyrm!
<Kendaz> done
<GoblinKing> I think chopstiks leave fairly obvious trails, even while facing the wastelands
<GoblinKing> So a mantis could track successfully
<GoblinKing> 3K 0T
<Darkwolf> (which should be match Kendaz)
<GoblinKing> yep
<Tabris> ahhh well so match is over?
<GoblinKing> yes
 

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