Tales From The Old Bald One-Eyed Salty Red Dog Tavern! (chapter 1, now closed)

"Well," the commoner replies flatly, "we may be apathetic (and none more so than I), but we aren't a town of - of... What do you call those creepy people... Death Mages? Raisers of Undead? What is that name... Er..." He pauses a while, lost in thought. He looks around, trying to remember that name, and glances back at you. Suddenly pipes up: "Ah! Necromancers. Yes. That's it." He resumes his previous scolding tone. "We aren't a town of Necromancers, you know." He turns and walks off, shaking his head.
 

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"K, we should speed up the burying of the bodies. We may want to tie some rocks to them and bury them at sea...if you know what I mean. he villagers appear to be getting restless and I would hate to have to show them all my prowess as a combatant. I would have to slay the whole town if one of them tried, and that could make my outft messy."
 


Berserker Bill returns to the docks with the newest member of the party, Gruammsh Skullcleaver. Looking down the shore a ways, they see the rest of the party gathered around a tree and what seems to be a pile of dead bodies. The two burly warriors start make their way through the tangle of nets, ropes, and crates that line the docks.

Suddenly, a small-to-medium-sized clamor arises from behind them. A small-to-medium-sized crowd of people are hurrying out of the Water Weasel (hence the accompanying clamor), some of them brandishing weapons, others running and yelling, others pushing still others out of the way. Something's excited them, that's for sure, and they're headed in the same direction as our two burly warriors. As the crowd surges closer and closer, Bill and Gruammsh overhear various words and phrases being bandied about: Words like "Kill", "Reward", and (strangely) "Gumbo"; and phrases such as "Hundred gold a head", "Dibs on the wench", and "There they are, gathered around that tree and what seems to be a pile of dead bodies".

Our two burly warriors look at the crowd, then look at each other, then look at their companions, then back at the crowd, then finally back at each other again. They figure it'll take about a minute for the crowd to reach them, maybe two to reach the rest of the party.
 


Berserker Bill whispers to Gruammsh, "Make sure you got your badge on," then, with a quick polish of his own badge, he strides boldly toward the oncoming crowd. As he approaches he raises both hands in a calming motion and says, "okay, okay, I'm the Duke's sheriff in this district. What seems to be the trouble, now? Just calm down and tell me what's going on." He positions himself as he approaches directly in front of whoever is walking at their front so that their point-man, as it were, will have to either walk right into him, change his direction, or stop. If he stops, Bill looks him right in the eyes and demands, "Speak up! What's this all about?"
 

The half-orc draws his sword and places himself behind Sheriff Bil, in the middle of the road.

"None Shall Pass"

He says, looking as menacing as possible.

(OOC:I've always wanted to say that :) )
 

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