Talk like a Pirate Day -- Head's Up!

[Piratecat]

Yarrrr father, who yarrrr't in heaven....

Keelhauled by thar name.

 

[Pielorinho]

...

Not sure I should touch that one...

Not with a ten-foot peg, mate.

Daniel

 

[Plane Sailing]

By Davey Jones Locker, be it a full year since I be starting the fourth thread 'o my storyhour with piraty goodness? Hard to believe, me hearties!

 

[Galethorn]

Arrrr! There ne'er be any reason not to talk like a pirate, matey, no matter what day the Gov'ner be saying otherwise!

What then, is a such corsair's answer to refined social--wait...errr...um...uhhh....I mean...

ARRR!!! I'll poke yer eyes out, and play yer skull like a flute!

There, that's better.

 

[thalmin]

Be tharr a treasure hunt on talk like a pirate day?
It be on a sunday, ay mateys? Then I be needin' ta talk like this at me work. That be no problem fer the one sech as meseff. Many's the customer what believes I really be a pirate.

 

[Desdichado]

Be tharr a treasure hunt on talk like a pirate day?
It be on a sunday, ay mateys? Then I be needin' ta talk like this at me work. That be no problem fer the one sech as meseff. Many's the customer what believes I really be a pirate.

Arr, thalmin, by Neptune's watery arse, ye should indeed talk like a pirate at yer work. Ye should still be a'doing so when the ENWorld Gameday comes a'callin'.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

That's my wifes birthday. If I talk like a pirate to her all day on her birthday, i'll never hear the end of it...

But if you don't, you'll never hear the end of it from us

 

[Ashwyn]

But if you don't, you'll never hear the end of it from us

Then his course of action is obvious: He should lie to us.

 

[Demmero]

Gotta Work on My R's

Aaaaah!! AAAAAH!!!!

Shoot, it's tough being a pirate from Boston! Good thing I've still got a couple weeks to work on those R's

 

[WanderingMonster]

Where's Hallmark when you need them? I want a line of Talk Like a Pirate Day cards!

"I'd sail the seven seas for you, lass
Just give me a ship and a star!
For ye be the the lass that shivers me timbers
And makes my heart cry out, "Yarrrrrr!"

"Ye be 10, Nephew!
Me and me hearties want te wish ye
A Happy Birthday, filled with treasure! Yarrrrr!"

"Yarrrrr! I'm a scurvy dog for
Forgetting ye birthday!
I should be keelhauled and forced to walk the plank!"