Talk like a Pirate Day (Sept 19)

[Krug]

Lessons here, you scurvy sons of dogs!

 

[Psionicist]

Ahoy! Krug me hearty will ye be scan them wordy pages aye. Dungeons & Dragons Players Handbook, thar be plenty o booty. Upload to me FTP scallywag, or walk walk the plank. Yarrrgh! Me 'ill be on the account. Thar warez cruise on BitTorrent aye, with grand nude lasses and cracked 'ames from DEViANCE, them be buccanneers no 'fraid of them General Ashcroft, son of a biscuit eater. Avast! Swashbuckle them watermarks and stab ye DRM, there will be doubloons waiting for ye in the midst. ARRRGHH!!!

Edit: Me wouldn't be bought it anyway. YARR!

 

[I'm A Banana]

Holiest day of the year for us Pastafarians.

 

[Bront]

You mean there's ways to talk other than like a pirate?

When's talk like a Ninja day? They need equal treatment.

 

[Krug]

You mean there's ways to talk other than like a pirate?

When's talk like a Ninja day? They need equal treatment.

That would be a very quiet day.

 

[Bront]

That would be a very quiet day.

Don't tell me you couldn't go for that.

 

[reveal]

That would be a very quiet day.

We could call it "Silent but Deadly Day" but I know some people who would abuse that.

 

[ssampier]

We could call it "Silent but Deadly Day" but I know some people who would abuse that.

How about a Seinfeld day? We could talk like Jerry Seinfeld. "What's the deal with the Dungeon Master... "

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I'm not good at talking like a pirate. I guess I'll skip on being on the boards on that day. Maybe.

 

[mojo1701]

I'm not good at talking like a pirate. I guess I'll skip on being on the boards on that day. Maybe.

Just replace "boards" with "planks" and put "Yarr..." in front of every paragraph, and you're set.

Oh, and "me" instead of "my."