Laughing, Kamdar winks at Dagummit, "A fine lady indeed!  Not quite my style, you see."  He starts a melodic tune (Perform +6):
I like a maiden who has no need of the shavin'
And lips you can embrace and get wrapped in her lace
She doesn't have to be skinny but eyes like a penny
Because even when they use a thimble, their eyes have a twinkle
I might be a romantic but such girls make me frantic
With a laugh that 'twould melt because you knew everything she felt.
And whenever we have a chance, we'd go to a party and dance!"
Kamdar breaks into a silly jig and then stops when the two newcomers come in.  "Hello you two -- don't you know you have to introduce yourselves when you enter?  Joe's rules.  Why don't you join us for a drink?"