(Tavern) City of Orussus, The Red Dragon Inn VII

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Vanitri rests his hand on Sunny's shoulder "Mongrel used to say that family's anywhere ya find it. Perhaps you'll find your true family out in your wanderings." Vanitri points over to Roselynn "Ya see that pretty little thing over there? She's my lil'sis. I doubt we share a drop of blood between us, but don't matter. We take care of each other, and that's what matters."

Sunny Perriwinkle speaks to Vanitri --

"She's like a sister to you? I mean, yes, she is quite something else... is she like a sister to you in the, well, you know, mountain-dwelling way, or like a sister like, you know, like a real sibling, if you get my meaning?"

[arches eyebrows ridiculously]

[turning to Roselynn]

"Ah, so lovely, so nice to meet you my dear girl,"

[reaches down and kisses the back of Roselynn's hand awkwardly, leaving a visible oval of saliva upon her skin, which probably doesn't feel that nice]

"Very nice to meet you little lady, yes indeed, you could be a sister of mine any day, in any mountin cabin in the land -- har har!"

[joke goes over poorly]

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Michael raises a hand quietly.
"Where are the Free-folk bound next? I'm looking to see interesting parts of the world and do something worthwhile along the way.
I'm a pretty fair doctor and farrier with a strong back.
And I'm willing to wash dishes."
He smiles.


[Sunny turns to Michael]

"This isn't a school, no need to raise your hand, surely! Not to offend you, good sir -- somebody willing to wash dishes is not somebodey to be ignored. As long as that's not your only talent, mind you. Myself, I'm not a big dishwasher -- no siree. I prefer other methods --"

[and here Sunny raises his eyebrows again, extravegantly, quite sure he is making quite a good impression upon everyone.]
 

two said:
Sunny Perriwinkle speaks to Vanitri --
"She's like a sister to you? I mean, yes, she is quite something else... is she like a sister to you in the, well, you know, mountain-dwelling way, or like a sister like, you know, like a real sibling, if you get my meaning?"
[arches eyebrows ridiculously]
[turning to Roselynn]
"Ah, so lovely, so nice to meet you my dear girl,"
[reaches down and kisses the back of Roselynn's hand awkwardly, leaving a visible oval of saliva upon her skin, which probably doesn't feel that nice]
"Very nice to meet you little lady, yes indeed, you could be a sister of mine any day, in any mountin cabin in the land -- har har!"
[joke goes over poorly]
"I don't think I understand what ya askin." replies Vanitri "Are you asking if I treat my lil'sis here like you treat your brothers in a mountain cabin? I don't know. What do you do with your brothers in a cabin?"

"I don't think Roselynn is my blood sister, but I don't realy care. She's family as far as I'm concerned, just like the rest of the caravan. We all look out for each other, and we treat our family special."
 

two said:
Vanitri rests his hand on Sunny's shoulder "Mongrel used to say that family's anywhere ya find it. Perhaps you'll find your true family out in your wanderings." Vanitri points over to Roselynn "Ya see that pretty little thing over there? She's my lil'sis. I doubt we share a drop of blood between us, but don't matter. We take care of each other, and that's what matters."

Sunny Perriwinkle speaks to Vanitri --

"She's like a sister to you? I mean, yes, she is quite something else... is she like a sister to you in the, well, you know, mountain-dwelling way, or like a sister like, you know, like a real sibling, if you get my meaning?"

[arches eyebrows ridiculously]

[turning to Roselynn]

"Ah, so lovely, so nice to meet you my dear girl,"

[reaches down and kisses the back of Roselynn's hand awkwardly, leaving a visible oval of saliva upon her skin, which probably doesn't feel that nice]

"Very nice to meet you little lady, yes indeed, you could be a sister of mine any day, in any mountin cabin in the land -- har har!"

[joke goes over poorly]

__________________________

Michael raises a hand quietly.
"Where are the Free-folk bound next? I'm looking to see interesting parts of the world and do something worthwhile along the way.
I'm a pretty fair doctor and farrier with a strong back.
And I'm willing to wash dishes."
He smiles.


[Sunny turns to Michael]

"This isn't a school, no need to raise your hand, surely! Not to offend you, good sir -- somebody willing to wash dishes is not somebodey to be ignored. As long as that's not your only talent, mind you. Myself, I'm not a big dishwasher -- no siree. I prefer other methods --"

[and here Sunny raises his eyebrows again, extravegantly, quite sure he is making quite a good impression upon everyone.]

Rosalynn grimaced, moving behind Vanitri to wipe the spit off her hand without Sunny seeing it. She decided not to comment on the joke, but was quite disgusted.

"What is he talking about big brother...he scares me." She whispered to Vanitri.
 

Having already handed Rosalynn a drink, Lasair leans over.

"I do believe that he desires to be alone with you...naked. I must say that I am not sure that I understand the humour of the people of these lands either, for in my home it would be a sexist insult, and not a joke, but this fellow seems so jovial about it that here in Orussus it must be considered funny."
 

Anton looks Sunny, surprised, but unable to stay quiet. "Sunny, we are a friendly group here. Please remember that one should be a gentleman and avoid making others uncomfortable."
 

Rystil Arden said:
Having already handed Rosalynn a drink, Lasair leans over.

"I do believe that he desires to be alone with you...naked. I must say that I am not sure that I understand the humour of the people of these lands either, for in my home it would be a sexist insult, and not a joke, but this fellow seems so jovial about it that here in Orussus it must be considered funny."

Rosalynn made a face and looked to Lasair. "Ahh I see. Well tis a pity that this is supposed to be funny because I for one am not amused." She said putting on the act of the disgusted maiden who would never ever think of such things.
 

"Hmm...well my new friend Anton seems to be of the same opinion as we. Perhaps the man from Clan Periwinkle is an oddity even in this strange land?"
 

two said:
Michael raises a hand quietly.
"Where are the Free-folk bound next? I'm looking to see interesting parts of the world and do something worthwhile along the way.
I'm a pretty fair doctor and farrier with a strong back.
And I'm willing to wash dishes."
He smiles.


[Sunny turns to Michael]

"This isn't a school, no need to raise your hand, surely! Not to offend you, good sir -- somebody willing to wash dishes is not somebodey to be ignored. As long as that's not your only talent, mind you. Myself, I'm not a big dishwasher -- no siree. I prefer other methods --"

[and here Sunny raises his eyebrows again, extravegantly, quite sure he is making quite a good impression upon everyone.]

Michael quietly hitches his chair farther away from Sunny, getting as much of the table as possible between them.
He pulls a smoothed rock out of his belt pouch and rubs it between his palms meditatively...or perhaps with the air of a man counting to a very high number before he does something.
 

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